Biggest cause of driving accidents...should it be banned...?

NONAME

I lived in the state of Florida for several years at Ft. Myers Beach. At that time, Girls in String Bikini's would sell hot dogs from carts along the roadside. (I ate Hot Dogs 2-3 times per day!).

Canadian and Yankee Tourists often would crash their cars into trees, parked cars, and other pedestrians. Florida actually banned string bikinis and thongs for the girls selling hot dogs on the streets.

But, the pretty Raven Haired girl in the black Thong Bikini was popular at 11am when she would roller blade daily down the center turning lane of Ft. Myers Beach Boulevard. I tried to be there daily myself getting hot dogs, waiting for her to skate by, and watching the Yankee Snow Birds wreck. Better than any entertainment center!

I was stopped for Speeding for by the Florida Highway Patrol. The cop asked me why I was driving so fast, I told him I was trying to catch up to the blond in the red car ahead of me driving topless.

He gave me a warning to slow down, and sped off to find her. I failed to mention I meant she was driving a convertible.

So, I think instead of banning laws, maybe us guys should just learn to drive while distracted and move our eyeballs independently. After all, we need entertainment in traffic.

cassiterid

I bet you use a mobile phone whilst driving as well..........

Edit: Ah, but is it hands free?!! :p

olddog0558

If they ever pass a law that prohibits attractive women from wearing short skirts in public I promise I will track you down and beat you until you stop twitching.

How about making it a felony to not have any self control when gawking at a fox in a short skirt?

Skaggmo

A professional girl-watcher can quickly glance at the legs, then the road, then the legs again, then the road. This way, you get an eyeful and still keep an eye on the road. Whatever you do, do NOT encourage girls to quit wearing short skirts!

Russ B

Dude you just need more practice. Checking out the pedestrians while driving without running into stuff is a skill that every male driver has to learn.

Mark N

Im willing to accept the risk by not banning them !

GUMBIE DAHMIT

10 years ago, I was a NAVY company commander (DI). I was tasked with taking 100 recruits to the St, Patrick's day parade in Chicago. We took three school type buses. As all the busses were driving in line with each other to Chicago , We passed on the side of the expressway a biker rally and all the girls were standing near the road flashing there goodies at us . The lead bus hit his breaks for a longer look at the eye candy, but so was all the rest of the drivers and the recruits, We had a chain reaction pile up on the 94 EXPRESS way and after we got out of the buses all the bikers took off. Funny shizzle.

Stangman

...ghey...

focus

If you get distracted as easily as that then you should not be driving.

b6102b6102

It is that 2nd look that is gonna get you! Not because you are going to hit the ditch. It is that her old man is watching you look at his wife as a piece of meat and he is going to your ***!

claws

none

Texas Underdog

If you are really good, you can learn to keep a camera handy, grab it, take a picture, and stay safely on the road. Then take a longer look later.

HINT: Don't take time to find her in the view finder!
You MUST use the point & shoot method.

(You should see some of the pics I've got.)
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Dan W

How about boys in tight pants?

Ethan2390

you need locking up

Inglewood the III

No, but you (hopefully) will be.

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