irishbloke1986
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First:
Prevent from being able to jimmy-stick
If you know how to weld, it will help in the process.
Weld a piece of metal to the very edge of the window, under the rubber flaps. The length of the door of course.
Find the wires under your steering column. If it is possible, disconnect them all, and install them into a metallic sheet of some kind, or weld a box, covering the whole underneath.
Put an alarm on your car. Get one of those trucker horns from Advanced Auto Parts, and install it with the alarm. Yes you can be James Bond. Get a technician to un-grapple the ground to the chassis, and to pulse electricity into the doors. It'll give em a shocking experience. Make sure there is a nice red flashing L.E.D. on the top of your dash board.
Get shifter locks. Honda Civic 98's have a locking mechanism for both the gas tank, hood, and gear shifter (automatic or manual). Only the person who holds the key will unlock it.
Get 20 of those anti-theft bolts for your tires, and different sizes too. Nothing will piss off a red handed *** more than them getting the right fit, then realizing they are all different. They will go back and fourth to the store forever!
DO NOT LEAVE KEYS UNDER YOUR CAR, INSIDE YOUR CAR ANYWHERE, OR ON TOP OF YOUR CAR. DO NOT INSTALL EASY BUTTONS TO OPEN THE DOORS.
If you are a total geek........... I mean so geeky its not even funny:
You have a key-less entry thingie.. Right? Well figure out how to change the code from for example: 00900872330..... to something like 99999999908.
This will prevent any keyless entry hackers from being able to get to the code by morning..
Get a steering wheel lock. Yes they are stupid looking, and hard to mess with, but get one.
Get Lo-Jack for Cars. It is somewhere between $80 - $120 for a 3 year license. You get Lo-Jack.. Cops will be able to find your car within 24 Hours, if not 1 hour. Lo-Jack has given away FREE car finding systems to all police departments all over the world. An ultra silent signal is pulsed from your car, the cops find it via radar kind of thing weather it be in a garage, or 2,000 feet under ground in an old mine shaft with dynomite.
Another good idea: Find a type of sheet to put on the inside of your windows that you can see through, that is not blue, black, silver, gold, orange, red, green, or brown that will be hard to see through from the outside, at night. The thief won't think about stealing the car if he doesn't think its a hot ride with shades on it, he will just think *Hmmm... I don't see crap in this car... I won't steal it".
ROLL YOUR WINDOWS ALL THE WAY UP.
LOCK YOUR CAR AT ALL TIMES (If in an accident, there is a 99.9% chance you will not be thrown out of the car and turned into a pancake when rolling in a crash)
If you have BIG $$$$$$ : Get bullet proof, half inch thick windows. ALL OF THEM.
Also if you have BIG $$$$$$ : Take all door locking mechanism's to a welder, or professional locksmith to cast brand new twins of the old locks, made of pure grade, cold Titanium. And if you have BIG $$$$$$, and have done some biochemist work in your spare time after 10 years of college, make the locks out of 45% Berilium, and 65% Carbon Nanofibers in the year 2020 when we actually get the stuff in production!
Why? They can't use a CROW BAR!
OK so Super Man can't even get into this car.
Oh, and don't forget to purchase a triple layered Titanium gas tank, and lockable gas tank cover, and lockable gas tank screw thingie. Lots of gas thieves out there.
You know.. If you have a little pinch of evil in ya.. Get a hydraulic system installed on both sides of your car, with a bar attached along side with cleets under that, under the doors.
When the thieves try to even touch your car with the alarm on.. they will need toe surgery, and won't be able to leave. By the way they won't be able to tow the car easily without a jack hammer, and a fork lift. |
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