How Can a DUI help me in life?

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A friend told me that a lot of employers these days prefer cool applicants. I think that being cool is drinking beer. I am really cool because i drink and drive. I think that a DUI would make companies think that I am not a loser. I have been trying to get one for weeks. I've run over 17 mailboxes and killed a racoon last night. I feel like I do everything wrong but i just can't seem to get pulled over. How can i successfully get a DUI? And how do I properly highlight this feat on my resume?

Dani

you're an idiot

meb33

The best way to get a DUI is before leaving the bar, call the police on yourself.

dirtytricksracing@sbcglobal.net

DUI is short for DUMB A$$ and not cool at all.

UCANTCME

Yes..it will help you to loose your job, raise your insurance rates, show people that you are brain-dead and yes you will be cool in jail.

"How can i successfully get a DUI?"
Thats easy,

1- drive to a police station
2- get drunk.
3- rear end a parked police car and/or park in the police station lobby.
4- when police arrive, ask for frys and a small coke.

Oink

... are you serious?

Blizzunt

Crazy guy!!!

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