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How do u do a oil change?

on a 1970s chip pan


    




Captleemo
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What in the world is a 70,s chip pan?


kgjukes
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Lift the pan up..using your hands..(the oil must be cold)...move it over an open bag..preferably a black bin bag..you do not want to use a bag with holes in because that will leak..pour in the oil carefully (you may want an adults help with this)..then fasten up the bag and place it in the bin...Do not be tempted to pour the oil down the sink as this can lead to a blockage...if you pour the oil down the sink and it blocks use some mr muscle..Mr muscle is a sink unblocker...to get this go out of your house with money..money is the stuff you use to buy things...then using your feet place each fot infront of the other..this is called walking...fast walking is called running..do not forget to breathe in and out...find a shop...usually a shop that sells household cleaners..go into the shop through the door..a door is something that you use to enter a building..a shop is a building..so you must use the door..do not be scared if the doors open automatically..this is not magic it is just an electronic device which opens the door as you walk (remember walking?)..towards it..go into the shop (do you rememberwhich one?)....and ask the person behind the checkout for Mr Muscle....a checkout is where you pay for things that they sell in the shop....when you have bought the Mr Muscle then retrace (go back from where your came from) your steps back home..open the Mr Muscle and pour down the sink..do not drink the Mr Muscle or you will die..Dieing is when you stop breathing (remember breathing?)..it is NOT GOOD..so do not die...

Hope this helps? x


michelle c
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Got to a oil change shop! like a quiky lube or somthing only 19.99 and it takes about 10 minutes so much easier than changing it yourself. Plus 5 quarts of oil at 2.00 a quart plus filter is about 15.00 plus your time naw go to an oil change place


♥fluffykins_69♥
throw it away and treat yourself to a new one, must be well gunked up lol


Coleboy
pour out 1970's oil out, keep oil and use as hair styling product

put new 1970's oil in

eat chips and that


kinga310
I leave that problem to mechanics


Alex
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Firstly, buy new oil, filter and a containter (Old oil bottle (Large), tray, etc.).

Place containter under engine, just under the drain bolt. Use gloves and old clothes for this. Note: Used engine oil is a canceragen. Undo bolt to drain oil (Usually at the bottom of the sump. Some models may only allow drainage by removal of filter. Take oil filler cap off of engine to increase flow of oil.

Go for cup of tea for 1/2 hour.

Unscrew oil filter and replace with new. Replace drainage bolt.

Re-fill with recommended amount and type of oil and replace cap. See manual.

Start engine. Run for a few minutes. Turn off. wait a few minutes and check oil using dip stick. Top up if neaded.

Alex


Mags
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Take it to the garage





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