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What do you do when this happens?

You are driving down the interstate at 70mph, next thing you know, your wipers start going back and forth really fast, your car headlights start flashing, your horn is beeping constantly, your hood flies open, your truck pops open...and your car starts humping in a back and forth position. What should you do in this kind of situation?


    




Cyn
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try to pull over while I look for the mother-ship and hope these aren't the probing kind of visitors =(


Antheus
Call an exorcist...duhhh


John K
Stop Drop and roll


redray69
Buy a new car.


Fred C
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Wake up, go to the bathroom, then go back to bed.
Haunted cars are like the monsters under the bed - imaginary.


fabababobba
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pray


mike p
look for the camera"s


K
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run away


eric
Get in the break down lane.


sgoldperson
Put on your hazard lights, if they work and pull on to the brim/break down lane and start slowing down as fast as you can, you really need to stop since you have next to no visibility.


The Flying Were-Leopard Mermaid
Make noises as loud as you can like OOOOOOOOOOOO AMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and jump up and down in your seat whilst flinging your arms about and say KANG KANG KANG KANG as you bash the dashboard with your fists. Then pull the steering wheel off and pull yourself up so that you are hanging completely out of the window, hanging only by your foot which is caught by the seatbelt, and scream "GAAAA" everytime you whack the steering wheel on the road. Whenever you pass someone, scream as loud as you can "WHAT THE F###!!!!!!!!!!".


ignant_slob
Pull over.


olddog0558
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Tilt the steering wheel as far up as it will go.

Now, stick your head between your knees and kiss your butt goodbye.





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