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Why did the chicken cross the road? I want the true answer.?

Do not say "to get to the other side" because that is not the true answer.


    




mcmustang1992
To get to the other side.


jacob d
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To be eaten by YOU!


Speedo Inspector
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For the same reason people climb mountains - because it was there!


naughty_vrgn85
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According to my Grandma who grew up on a form. It was to escape the kitchen cleaver.


candygirlrw
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cuz he was dumb as hell


ashton
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because there was some dude on the other side trying to pluck him.


Karl H
The chicken was curious


Pisces9
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Because the road crossed the chicken!


pnkdiamond20
To get to the chicken feed on the other side


Perfect Specimen
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To find privacy, he was trying to pass gas.


Mr_Luay1985
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looking for her eggs ?


stephiestrobel
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so dbrickashaw can fry it up for dinner.


smw
The damn chicken crossed the road when he realized HE HAD TOO MUCH time on his hands, AND IT WAS TIME TO GET A DAMN JOB.


stickan8
he was chased by a hen?


triggerhappy
To avoid EDNA.


AngelFace
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To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
"Fowlest Jokes Of The Month"
Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
A: There was a car coming.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.
Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!


stephhh (:
the true answer is i cannot tell you
nor can anyone else on this hear yahoo
the only person who can tell you is
well, a chicken!!
so next time i see a chicken i will take it to the street and after he crosses it i will ask him!!
deal!
STeph


krystal513brown
bcuz edna was on his side hahaa


heidielizabeth69
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'Cause it (censored) wanted to.
That's the (censored) reason


gentle giant
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They saw some grain over there?????


nquizzitiv
Because he didn't know how to fly.


crazyhumans
The road couldn't cross the chicken.


bakbiter
actually, the chicken never crossed the road. she came, she saw, she went back home


Adam P
because he was a freaking chicken - they are mindless - if he walked across the road there was no logic to it - it was just randomly walking and happened to cross the road -- happy now???





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