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How can I get Angelina Jolie to adopt me?
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Well I'm 45 years old and make $7.50 an hour. I'm tired of working. I would like Angelina Jolie to adopt me. I am poor too. Advice? Thanks.
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Just a Mom
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You let me know I want 2 be in her family too! Hey, and I will bring all 7 of my kids with me. That's got to count for something, right? |
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Abbii R
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Well she did say she wants a rainbow family, so how about applying too much fake tan and be the orange one |
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LaurieDB
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Move out of the United States into a third world country. Then, get your profile on one of the international adoption agency Websites.
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Ooh, Just a Mom, seven for the price of one! That should be an incentive. |
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Mei-Ling
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Er...
*blinks*
How rainbow-coloured are you? Better make sure your skin tone is exotic enough - and that you have NO family who *really* wants you. Being from a third-world country might help, too. |
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Dani Phantom
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^^ I don't know, but if you fnd out I'd like to be adopted by her too! =D |
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r s
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My girls asked one time where we could write or call to get them to consider adopting their brother...
I kind of think the same thing... Don't you wonder with all so many African American children needing homes in the USA that Madonna could have looked here and found one that really does not have any family?
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Lena V
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hmmm... put on a diaper, your best baby face, and go back in time about forty years. |
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faiclon
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become a baby fur and move to india or something |
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Mason's Mama
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when you find out....let me know! I'd be a great little sister! |
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Lc
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ewww |
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Smarah
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she not going to adopt you if you are poor how do you have internet acess how do you even have a computer |
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STARGIRL
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no offense but ur such a creep..yr 45 look fro jobs that will pay what u want..take of acting or something make urself useful..ur not like the people in africa who are dying so get over urself |
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 Which adoption team would you put money on? |
pretend this is vegas.
Family preservationists vs. family makebelievers
i'll be a good girl and not name any names this time though you no who you are.
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 My 9 month old is crawling learned at 6 mounts 11 month old sibling almost walking!! Help!!? |
they are adopted i adopted then 2 months a part they have a 2 year old sis almost 3 they are going every where around the house
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 Do you think people who grew up in abusive or neglectful homes can relate? |
to the loss adoptees feel.
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 I have a question about adopting? |
my family's considering adopting an african boy
just wondering, is there any sites to look at, or do you need to go to africa and go to an orphanage?
just wondering..
i want to ... |
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| I know it involves huge losses at any age, and it's dangerous and incredibly wrong for people to assume that just because someone was adopted as an infant, they experience no loss. I also know ... |
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| crazy. we need this we need that. oh we forgot this oh we need this now and i cant keep up. i feel like God doesnt want us to have the kids i am going crazy, we have had them for 3 years foster. am i ... |
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 ADOPTED PEOPLE ONLY PLEASE !!!! ? |
Hey,
I am a fellow Adoptee but never experienced foster home life. I am currently writing a paper of the "Effects of Adoption on Education". I have developed a series of questions but ... |
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 My daughter's bio father passed away.. How can my boyfriend take guardianship? |
My daughter's bio-father passed away when I was 8 months pregnant with her. We were not together at the time. I have been involved with my current boyfriend since I was 2 months pregnant (... |
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 First Moms, If you could go back...? |
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 Is giving up a child painful for everyone or...? |
Just those people who didn't -really- want to give up their child?
It can't possibly be painful for EVERYONE everywhere because some people really wouldn't care about their ... |
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 Do you have doubts about fostering an older child? |
| I will admit I do. One part is my age, there may not be enough of an age gap between me and the child and the other reason is my fear of emotional problems I don't think I can handle. (Yes, I ... |
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 Are you going to spend your holiday arguing with strangers on the adoption forum? |
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| I just found out that I am pregnant. I am considering giving the baby up for adoption. I know you don't have to go through an agency. I wouldn't want to either, but how do you find those ... |
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 What issues come up with interracial adoption of older children? |
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My question is aimed mostly at parents who have adopted interracially.
I am wondering about the issues that most people don't think about.... |
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 Is it wrong to be sorry about the past? |
| ok first off i hope no one thinks real bad of me i had to give up my son a few years ago and i still talk to his dad and now his dad has an family with 2 kids nd has nothing to ... |
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 How many adoptees have fertility problems? |
i did, multiple miscarriages too.
anyone else?... |
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 Aparents, what was it like to become a parent? |
I'd like to hear some positve adoption stories.
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