How can I get adopted at the age of 42 so that someone else will feed me?

vareeabull

I will adopt you if you mow the lawn.

If that doesn't interest you, call Brad and Angelina.

Rob

from the looks of the picture, doesn't seem like you have had a problem finding food so far!

â™‚Muy ChiÉ´gÑ»naâ™‚

...and sell that suit to a Hollywood Vintage shop

madison t

wow, your definitely sounding really desperate and thats kind of weird that your 42 and you want to get adopted just so people will feed you. HELLO GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND GET A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelsey :*

Sell your computer to get money

Jill

Looks like you've ate enough already!

YA is a sham

No need for adoption, just revoke your citizenship and become an illegal alien. Between the government handouts, free HUD housing, free medical care, and no need for that pesky car insurance, you'll do much better than most working Americans.

jolirodger

get married your husbands job is to provide ( just joking
but take some pills so you wont feel as hungry

Nikki S

go get a job at micky d's hun.. or come live with me bibs.. my address is 7 tammy street love you

Gavin

beg random people in the street

Herrrrrres Johnny!

i would do it but i beat everyone i know with clubs

FondantCakex3

LoL.

jamie p

get a job

Nikki Rae

You don't. You eat less or get a job or two......

HAHAHAHAHA buy urself a collar with a tag that says coneesha and bark all the time :D

d.selten

umm make yourself look cute

Clova Forever

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
TROLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Randy B

Finding people willing to adopt sibling groups, or someone as big as a sibling group, isn't easy. I don't hold out much hope for you...in so many ways.

dayday_grl_02

NICE!!!!!

Kool

Go to a gay bar and tell them this story. You'll be straight.....no pun intended.

GeneralKnowledge

judging by your size (no Offence) but I think you could maybe go on a starvation diet for 20 yrs and still make it with weight to spare!

The brain

This is the funniest thing I read all day. LOL.

Have you thought about stand-up comedy at all-you-can-eat buffets?

Answerin' Questions

Another easy 2 points!

I â™¥ Him

you could always get a job or beg people for it or ask ur neibors.....

Cam

Well you know how those adoptive parents are. No telling what they will do to you!

It would be in your best interest to stay with your natural parents who beat you with a club.

23 year old texas female married

I would adopt you but I already have somebody filling the position. They cook, clean the house, do the laundry and babysit my kids. I feed her but I think she eats less than you :)

Real Moms Raise Their Children

What you do is go to a BBW site and check out them guys!

mooch17

u can go fuk urself

Rowan

get a job with the circus, you'll be hooked up!

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