How i can get a visa into england?

thumberlina

Come over in a small wooden boat - and bring 90 others with you inside of it - very safe to travel this way!

taffy36@btinternet.com

you can only come if you got 15 relatives and you all move into a 1 bedroom flat, so contact the embassy to see if they got any for you

Dry Dreamer

You cant..Visa applications have been withdrawn for residents of Somalia for the foreseeable future.And not before time too

stewart_prsn

stay out too many here already!!

acierinox

yeah just call the embassy they are really helpful, you'll be on a plane in two weeks. when you get here you can claim asylum and get all the benefits and a house for free.

neil p

Typical thread...is this taught in your schools..come to england and ponce off the people who work.

Do us a favour and stay in somalia...we having to many people who have come from overseas who do not wish to work.Ok we cannot do anything about people who were born here but we do not need anymore.

des c

From your local Disney shop. It will have a photo of and be signed by Micky Mouse.

Cazzybear

come one come all!!!! why not! tell you wot we'll even give you free money, a cushy 5 bed house for you and the rest of your family friends and anybody else you wanna bring and the real bonus is, commit any crime and you get a keep out of jail free card too! just remember to send a thank you card to mr blair.

eastglam

Go to the British Embassy/consulate and ask. Or look at the site below which may be able to help you.

blonde dyslexic but good looking

get on a boat and come here and the claim asylum everyone else does so why would u be any diffrent t

Northern Lad

Don`t bother, we`re full. STAY AWAY!

The Questioner

My Friend, if the replies you have received are anything like the welcome you would receive if you went to England, then you would be better off staying at home. Good Luck to You.

Frank Heyes

Try your Local Consulate failing that try the British Embassy

marie s

i dunno why not just come in anyway, this is what everyone else does, i mean if they find you all they will do is put you in a centre, feed you, give u medical treatment, and a bed to sleep in
im sure one more wont make any difference to the thousands we have already

Nomad

Just come on over the door is always open can always do with a few more at the party.

mamour

the only embassy i found is :
British Embassy, Mogadishu

Contact Details:

Address: British Embassy
Waddada Xasan Geedd Abtoow 7/8
(P O Box 1036)
Mogadishu
Telephone: (252) (1) 20288/9
(252) (1) 21472/3

please go to this page for visas :
http://www.fco.gov.uk/servlet/Front?pagename=OpenMarket/Xcelerate/ShowPage&c=Page&cid=1006977149953

Jewel

Ask at, phone and then apply to the British Embassy, you will likely find procedures in place to qualify.

Good Luck

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