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Would broccoli make a good wepon?

well would it........i need a wepon to defend the vegie nation


    




Oslyn
what? no it wouldn't because the people could stab it with a fork.


Information Police
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You can take my broccoli when you pry it from my cold, dead fork.


mimsy
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Buy loads of purple sprouting brocoli and leave it in the car on ahot hot day windows shut for ohh at least 3 hours.
Then pick the children up from school and watch them change into a nice shade of green .... very funnny

accidentally happened last week - have told them to behave or the same will happen again... works a treat


Robert S
Nice one, now we are giong to have BROCCOLI CONTROL.


gone
I thought you would at least ban chemical and biological weapons. Having broccoli in your arsenal may cause too much concern for your neighbors.


retired military wife
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Use a rutabaga instead. Much harder surface and since it can be the size of a baseball, it's much easier to throw.

Whatever vegetable you use, make sure you burn some first so you can get that good chemical smell going.


Godknown
Spinnach is pretty good. Sprouts, cabbage, and cauliflower too. I'm not a vegetarian though. Poor little chlorophyll.


Jojo
Dip it lead. That should help...lol


Curious1usa
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I suppose the fumes from cooking broccoli could be considered a chemical weapon. Perhaps the Ambassador of Asparagus could provide more details, after consultation with the Minister of Mustard Greens...


dinobaze1863
Would that be anything like the Dana Carvey song on SNL called "Chopping Broccoli?"


pinkbullet
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i still love broccoli


Don W
It's too Bushy


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have you ever watched the powerpuff girls we would eat them all and kill them





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