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mr danger
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for all your education you lack basic math skills .
1 gallon of gas costs $3.00 and will take you 20 miles[ i like easy math problems] at a cost $.15 per mile
If your garden variety immigrant requires 1000 calories to push that car a mile and the source of those calories is a 2 liter bottle of Coke - which you got on sale for $1.00 w/tax then your energy cost is $1.00 per mile.
Even if you change your car to one of those big tricycles that old ladies use it's still going to be hard to get below the $.15/ mile figure. Try recalculating this for a chariot , it may give you a slightly better answer. |
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Leogirl0804
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There ya go!! My question is are they able to get up to speed fast enough on the entrance ramps to the expressway? How often do you have to buy them sneakers? Do they eat much? |
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wow, i never thought about that, ive been using a shotgun for the illigals, and moon shine for my truck, and all this thyme, thats the answer! |
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American Girl
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I agree....maybe I'll do the same.. The pesos for payment is the best idea I've heard in a long time...LOL |
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BIG DADDY
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drive down to the border and pick up a car load, but make them pay for the gas. everyone wins |
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Jimmy
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hehehheh!!!!! really good plan!!!!!!! can't stop laughing!!!!
hey ur happy, their happy, we're all happy!!!!!! |
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dontforgetmenotalaska
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Yes, that is good idea. Well we can start with your ancestry. Basically the ones that belong here are the native americans so would you propose this to your ancestry? after all you are the off-spring of an immigrant. It seems you are rather ignorant, and I recommend you should go read up on history, my dear. |
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chicky
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great idea!!!! the only downside is that you live in the states-- most of your immigrants are mexican-- they are too small to push a good size car-- you would need like 50 of them |
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El Pistolero Negra
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Hoooray!!!
That sh*ts just funny!! |
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shirley_corsini
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LOL, that was pretty good. |
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me && myself
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wtf?????????????? |
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wondering
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Well, aren't you the little creative thinker. Now put that creative thinking into a career where you will get a raise to afford gas. |
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brainiac
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lol....I like the way you think. |
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cgc17788
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You've got it all figured out don't you?
It's a great plan but very handy if you want to travel faster than the average walking speed. The time it will take for you to get anywhere will cost more than the gas would have. Remember, time is money! |
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yars232c
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Got MILK? |
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~Gate~
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Ok, this one made me smile. Thanks. |
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RedSoxGirl
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That was the most asinine thing I have ever read. Good Job dumbass! |
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Ecstacy
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that is a great solution |
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Jennifer
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Why dont you just ride one, then you don't even need the car. Saddle up! |
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John The Game
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. holy crap. thats so mean, but hey if it money they want. |
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caly925
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thats is too funny send the extras this way please |
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stephen12992
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Thanks! I'll be sure to use this idea. :-P
Damned IIs. |
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vincent v
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can you imagine the smell the bean bags would make |
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Andrea
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HAHAHAGAHA!
that's an amazing plan!
However, we could just have illegals pull us like in horse-drawn carriages, chariots, or rickshaws! That would be just as fun! |
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MEL T
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This is just wrong. I can't help but laugh. |
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