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Stephen H
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Judging by your other questions, your english is not as bad as this - very funny, I'm sure you'll get some really wound up people insulting you! |
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Perplexed Music Lover
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Sorry, but if you spell like that, you shouldn't be teaching English anywhere. Stay home and improve your English first. |
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Lupee
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You need to be able to spell if you are going to be an English teacher......... I think you need to learn English first |
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Michael
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First you better learn to spell, or try teaching marbles instead! |
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kittyrogers
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I am afraid that your spelling and grammar are so poor, that you WOULD NEVER be able to teach English to ANYONE! I don't care WHO you are, you really need to improve your English language skills before you teach. |
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Red
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Would have been funnier if you were seeking to teach English in a Muslim country........the extra E in English was over the top.... |
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Firefly
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If you think that your English is going to be sufficient, enough for you to teach in the UK, you have another thing coming. |
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Avalon
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if you do get one i hope your spelling improves, if you are intending to teach it |
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Mephistopheles
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I suggest before you try to get work that you improve on your english grammar and spelling |
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taketwo
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you wanna smack on your chops |
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Euphojim
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That has got to be a joke. |
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Galactic_Explorer
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They need no English teacher from another country to teach English... are you native English speaker? If not forget about it... mind some other business.... sorry it might sound rude but thats reality. |
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H
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with as eloquent a text and good grammer, spelling, etc. as you have shown in your question; i would think the ethnic communities of UK would be queuing up to employ you for something, even if it is for the Basil Faulty school of good English. ;) H |
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Mr Mister
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ive got a good answer for u marry an englishmen,keep trying or sneak in stay here for a long time then they will give u a visa |
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Paul G
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Firstly you would need a teaching qualification - mine took 3 years to complete unless you have an English degree then you can take the PGCE(HE) course, unless you have a 1st class honours degree then you can qualify to teach in a few months on the Teach First course. Minimum qualifications to get onto the courses are 3 A-levels A-C and English & Maths GCSE of A-C. |
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freak369xxx
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If your typing and spelling skills are any indication of your abilities, plese, leave the USA and go teach elsewhere. |
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Canute
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Start by learning English, and then stay at home. |
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Trevor h
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wow - you shouldn't teach that English to ANYONE! |
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roobies mam
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learning to spell would be a start. |
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Bobby D
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Yeah, good luck with that. LOL |
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legolas g/Frederich
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pplz dont we are full and no muslim by the way your english is bad that u need lessons instead u can check with the education ministry or home affairs office if u like |
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DaFinger
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Yea right you are a english teacher, Funny Thanks for the joke |
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PeeMee
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Please learn to write better English first, or you will be turfed out on your A*** |
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Sashie
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Hmmm ... considering that your other questions have been erudite and using correct grammar, I can't for the life of me understand why you post this garbage ... are you trying to be funny or what? |
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Seaman Staines
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I take it this is a joke question, if not, your English is so bad you will never get a visa anyway |
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Northman
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Try to spell word perfect like the previous questions you've asked and I'm sure you'll make a perfect English teacher,you joker. |
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Roy
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Great joke I loved it ! Have you ever read any of the Molesworth books by Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle? Set in a Public School in the '50's
"This is me e.g. Nigel Molesworth the curse of st. custards wich is the skool I am at". or "Crismas puding xplode with a huge crash and cat fly up the curtins"
I first read them when I was about 12 and I nearly died "larffing" |
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Arianna S
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I think YOU need to visit an English teacher first, and work on that grammar and spelling, love. Then, maybe, you can try getting a visa in a year or so. |
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M
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I agree with everyone else, learn to read and write before teaching english... |
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silconbob
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link u need to take engleish lessons first |
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