How do you hide a body?

Salem

I would put it in garbage bags, take it out into the woods away from any water source and trails, and bury it 6 feet below. Don't dump it in a river because they always surface. Of course, burning it hides the evidence quite well.

Thetruthbetold

Leave it in the audience of a Jessica Simpson concert

motohype

Either Incineraate it , Grind it up into a hamburger and feed it to pigs, or envelope it in a concrete wall!

Jason

It's best not to end up in that situation. The best assignations appeared to be accidents or natural causes. Personally, I think a swamp filled with alligators is just marvelous

Namtrac

I've always believed in hiding things in plain sight. Just set it in a chair at the airport with an Ipod in its ears and sunglasses over its eyes. No one will even notice him.

luna

!!!!!!!!!!!!o.k.

daddiesslut88

as rivyabrig said pigs are very efficient and will eat everything including bones,however the best would be lye place the body in a container of your choice put a few cans of lye amount may vary depending on size but you can get the at nost grocery stores and and waterthats it the water turns the lye into acid which disolves everythinginto goo and the dump or pull plug and rinse.

gizzardout

Chop it up into tiny little pieces and cram it into a bowling ball bag.

let the pigs eat it

Doug

Put it in a king crab pot and throw it overboard with no bouys attached...end of body...LOL!

goodstuff2use4all

You do not. You call the authorities.

Tegeras

You are a few weeks short of Halloween.

Pancakes

Camouflage.

STIFLE IT LIBS

Hide it under a liberals work clothes.No one will ever find it there.

Carol R

There are some sick and twisted people who gave you some advice. I think it's funny you learned English so quickly and have internet access from the church.

luv2bawifenmom

LMAO! HAHAHA dont you ever watch cold case files? Im assuming this question is a joke of course.. Its funny though reading each serious question,then having something absolutely out of the ordinary pop out! Girl ya made me laugh for the first time today.. thanks

Jim

call 911 and they'll help you

BUTCH

What does this have to do with Immigration?

i_luv_music

if its an illegals body i would just drop it off over the border.......

CrazyCatLady

don't think hide...think WOODCHIPPER!!!

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Shouldn't clog...they are tough...but a great plan B: mine shaft.....