I'm a white, fat, lazy, overfed America. Which country can I move to where I won't starve to death??

dan m

Venezuela is nice you probably will love the country from pictures i saw they have plenty of fruit trees and places to fish there is probably plenty of work there and gas is 15cents a gallon. oh and also free medical care you cant beat this place from what i hear from my boss you have just as much freedom there as you do here .

jnwmom

Try Mexico or Iran.I am sure they would roll out the red carpet for your intelligent mind.cough cough

UNCLE BEN

Your avatar name answers your question...France!

Bring 'em on!

Samoa. Oh wait, aint that part of Amerrca?

Focal leat

Mexico lol

tongasurfer

go to darfur and help someone else and you may lose some of that kfc blubber you seppo's accumulate around the waist and the Bush blubber from your brain

?aFRiCaNo?

Costa Rica, France, Mexico, South Africa, Puerto Rico, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Portugal, Namibia, Palau, Malta, New Zealand....

Shane

Why don't you go to Cuba. I hear that the Castros love American defectors. Or you could move to Iran and get a job denouncing the American government. That would seem to be right up your alley.

caveman

Italy!!! you may loose a little weight too!!!

The Seeker I

IRAN
and you'll be in relief for the eternity...lol

Angelita

LOL you, my friend, would be screwed!

Getting ready for glasses.

I would say don't go to South Africa and Belgium. They will expect you to work hard for a living!

curvy_3231

you can go anywhere you want. alot of the stereotypes of other countries are not realy true they are just ways to make america feel good about themselves. find out the climate and lands resources to suit you best, the rest will work out if you want it to work out. make sure you have all your immigration information. and visit the place before leaving so you can get a feel for it and check out how the people are if they accept newcomers. but if they accept new people like us americans do you better leave at the first note of the banjo music lol.

francis g

goto cuba. mike moore fit in well there and he s pretty much everything you described in yourself

little eccy

Try Mexico but don't go illegally, it is felony and they enforce their laws

Anne

I think you need to joint those illegals that marched in the amnesty marches of 2006-2007, most of them too were also on the mucho gordo side as well

Jack

papua new guinea

nannymandy3

just back away from the table quit whinning about america when the problem is YOU!!!! nobody wants to take accountabilty we all wanna blame something or somebody else

Norskeyenta

Your first of all a huge Liar !!! Your not an American and your degrading our citizens that live in America. With a name like Paris, your French. Just stay in France and you'll be ok. Stop dogging on America. You yellow stripped gopher. No American would describe Americans like you just did. And if you are an American, then I suggest you go to France. They Love Americans , ha !

Lori K

Germany. When I lived in Germany, it was very much like living in the US except for the language. You'd probably like Munich. There's even a life size statue of George Washington there. You will feel right at home.

Most Germans are very well educated and speak English also, so the hardships will be few. You will have the option of being able to get on a train and seeing other countries while there too.

Nobby

England!

iliana

sounds like any american cuz all they do is sit their fat butts on the couch and eat their MC Donald's.

eat more. have fun!!

daddybaygurl12

europe

Enter Your Message or Comment

User Name:
User Email:
Post a comment: