I'm doing a satire on illegal immigrants, immigration, border patrol, and racism.I need ideas on what to write?

Don Camilo

A nazi conzentration camp, with the SS guards and the Gestapo

Tim

You could try a satirical comparison between the immigration laws of various nations. For example, have an American illegally slip into Mexico and then start demanding to have his kids taught in the Mexican schools in English. That sort of thing.

Why don't you have the border patrol waiting for the illegals and handing them welfare and Section 8 applications. Pretty soon, that's what Obama is going to have them do anyway.

Muerto Mujados

Satire? What's funny about the illegal alien border criminals? Are 20 dead Americans a day at the hands of the racist illegal alien messicon border criminals funny? Is it funny that the state of California is 50 billion dollars in debt because of the illegal alien border criminals. 80% of the outstanding murder warrants in LA county are for illegal aliens. Phoenix is the kidnapping capitol of America because of illegal aliens. 8 of the FBI's top 10 most wanted are "immigrants."

I don't know who assigned you this satire project. But they have on sadistic sense of humor. Here's an idea. You can depict a bunch of elementary school kids all slowing dying an agonizing death from the messicon pig virus. HAhahahahahahahahahahahha. That's funny isn't it?

pork_pl0x

WOW! I wish I had this assignment.

:)

Hey Diddle Diddle!

Put masks on them because of swine flu.. and have the guards not wearing masks getting sick.

The border patrol (right now actually) isn't allowed to wear protective masks because they're considered "too intimidating."

g h

How about depicting your american elected deep pocket politicians taking bribes from the mexican government for every illegal that crosses,,and the border patrol chief Aguilar taking a bribe for every kilo of drugs that crosses over?..is this satire enough for you? LOL..this is just an opinion for your satire..

Shane

How about having the Speaker of the House state that illegal aliens are patriots. Wait, that has already happened! How can you make light of that fact that our politicians are planning a mass amnesty for illegal aliens while 13 million Americans are out of work? This is a dereliction of duty at best, and treason at worst.

Also, isn't if funny that the Obambi administration is encouraging illegal immigration from Mexico (by not enforcing our immigration laws and talking about a mass amnesty) while the Mexican flu is raging in that third world hell hole? Hah, very funny!

Pelosi calling ICE Raids "un-American" and illegal aliens "very, very patriotic"
Ratcheting up her open borders rhetoric a notch, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi told a rally in San Francisco that enforcement of immigration laws was "un-American." She also referred to illegal aliens as "very, very patriotic."

CAPS National Media Director Rick Oltman was there to film the event and capture her comments. This story encompassed the entire evening's news coverage last night on Fox News last night, including The O'Reilly Factor, The Laura Ingraham Show, and Hannity. This morning it was also featured on the front page of the DrudgeReport, and mentioned on The Rush Limbaugh Show, among others.

You can view the story at http://www.capsweb.org/content.php?id=600&menu_id=14 and see the complete video and transcript at http://www.capsweb.org/content.php?id=595&menu_id=8

StoneCold

Racism!! Illegals are not a race. They are just illegals made up of many ethnic races!

Bush 's speech on immigration-FUNNY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKgDwKOX6p4&feature=related

America 101 - Illegal Immigration Comedy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xudWqgYwKyU&feature=related

The Latino Comedy Project's "300"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7qKD-Ph7ds

Americans Go To Mexico
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6rN6QRHHXc

Nathan W

How about the proposed amnesty. If enacted, the conversation includes this line:
"The quickest way to become a US citizen is simply to cross the border. People who follow the law are last in line for US citizenship"

sparkle

Tims idea is good.

You should kind add in there how legitimate travellers from western countries get denied entry to other western countries, then other undesirables with intentions to work illegal etc get let in with open arms. That has happened to me when visiting my boyfriend in the UK.

They denied me entry thinking i would stay just to be with my boyfriend when i had every intention of leaving and the idea of staying had never crossed my mind. I had a return ticket, more than enough money to fund my trip, a job in the US where i make about 5-7k every two weeks. I have been at that same job for more that 7 years and they WERE expecting me back on a certain date. I was & still am under a rental agrrement and a have a car note etc.

I do not come from a poor country or i was trying to escape the hardships i was suffering from my government because i am not suffering hardships from my government. So even though the UK is a very nice country, i had more reasons to go home to the US than to stay and live the life of an illegal immigrant.

The same thing that happened to me happens to many other legitimate travellers who are visiting countries like Canada, US, Australia and the UK every single day. The border controls of the countries previously listed have quotas to make, and the real undesirables make it harder for IO's to catch them, so they target the legitimates. I find this very ironic, so you should put some stories like that in your satire.

carpenterslavemoney

Here is an idea, have one of the guards or all of the guards be illegal immigrants!

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