I like to date blond womans from U.S.A, I need green card, can you help me?

Jen J

If you were a real' illegal alien' than you would know that you can't just marry an American and get a green card. The law changed in the 1990's. It's not possibly now to do that! Moran, get a life!

cool.panamania

You need a serious makeover first.

venus91911

hey handsome...you know you might want to check out flavor flavs ex..shes big blonde womannnns as u say and im sure shed kick ur arssss.

Flowergirl

I'm not big so i guess i'm **** out of luck. LOL

jdspectra

THE ONLY BLOND WOMAN YOU WILL GET WITH THAT MUG IS ABOUT A QUARTER-TON ONE.

HOPEFULLY THIS IS ALL A NICE JOKE.

Ophelia

I think I speak for all blonds when I say, NO WAY!!!

sharpshooter

Stop day dreaming. I know men prefer blonds, but after any blond see you they would be dating an alien with a green complexion than dating you.

mybabymydestiny

COMMIT SUICIDE!!!

stranger

This keeps getting funnier and funnier...

joeandhisguitar

I am sure there is a "humanitarian" out there that will help you.

monte_lee2001

I LIVE here and IM having a hard time dating blonde women buddy..!

notfreeloader

Watch illegals cross the Border as BUSH interviewed on border secuirty .

LOOK ILLEGALS JUMP FROM FENCE IN BUSH BACK..he..he..he..
BUSH LOOK SO STUPID ...

pls click this..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BqDtHOE5zs&search=President

de rak

you make me laugh!!! Thank you for putting this smile on my face!

wildrover

Sorry! I big but i am not blond or a woman. Good hunting!!

SPACE COWBOY

get on your door and float across the river there will be at least ten blonds just waiting for you.start tonight.good luck

kathy059

Will you mow my lawn?

dragonfly

You better come here and pay taxes and don't get any ideas of living off the welfare system. If you come here to work hard and make a genuine living, I say find the blonde woman here!

Otherwise, don't become a ******* like the few million illegals who don't have jobs and get foodstamps and welfare.

myth

ptch, pity on you...

bob

women,not womans

Dolleyes

KEEP YOUR A-- IN MEXICO!!

shasha

My bestfriend is blonde you want her number? lol you are funny

â™¥nikkiâ™¥

LoL funny

PANCHA

hehehehehehehHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOL... THATS FUUUUUNNNY!You really did make me laugh,thank you so much.I was soo bored.

Beavis Christ AM

It's in the mail.

oddyerdy

no, but the department of immigration can help with the green card. the Internet can help with the "blond Womans".

graphiac

With your picture you could be dating paris Hilton in a heartbeat lol

JAY D

why do they have to be blond that all men wont all women are good why be so picky do you think they will sleep with you quicker we need more details on this one

troubled_one23

mmm. .you look a lot like antonio banderas !

machiko_146

The woman who dates you will have really low self esteem. I hope your personality is nice.

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