If I'm here illegal can I find some way to make dokuments here?

simple one

Don't believe all them f*****rs
Your situation is very very difficult,there is no chance to legalise you in this country without any papers.
The only one way that's marriage,and even marriage can be very hard for you,because you have broken a law already

Dirty Martini

Yes. We will help you.
Please give us your name and location and we will make sure the appropriate assistance is rendered to you right where you are.

noitall Yorkshire England (U.K.)

you dont say which country you are in, just contact immigration office, they will sort you out

Scott S

no you fek eff home

Shandell G

I think your question is going to be very VERY unpopular!

PATRICK

go back to Africa and stay there

Chris P

go to your local police station, they'll be able to help you there, thanks for your correspondence by the way but seriously if you want to stay here legally then you need to contact the authorities i.e. your local police! and make your case, if you're an asylum seeker, they won't send you back but if your just an immigrant they will. If you are trying to get illegal documents then the public domain is not the place to look and i would not be surprised if you are reported.

p.s there are alot of very right wing bnp types on here who will probably send you abuse so be careful when posting these sort of questions.

rare2findd

stop lying. if that were true you wouldn't come here in this forum trying to sound 'illegal'
I'm laughing because a few ignoramuses here actually believe your
lying
behind.

hahhahahahahhahaahhhh
aaaaahahaahahahahahahaha

SOONER SCOTT

Give me your address and i will see to it personally that you get the help you deserve

saulsx

Is this a joke? You can't seriously be asking for help on how you can break yet another law. If this is a real question, go to your local immigration office and get help. Then, face whatever the consequences are for entering the country illegally.

If you really want to pursue getting fake documents, best of luck to you. I hope you get caught, whatever money you made from working your job is seized, and you get deported.

humbaw69

erm if i was u i wouldnt let people hear you saying that again or you will have a lot of hassle here
and to be honest mate you should be deported just out of interest how did u get into this country in the first place

Yes, go to the police, they are very helpful..

Renewable

It may not be politically correct to state this but you may as well join the rest and work in the black economy as it is referred to, the only tax you will then pay will be VAT when you purchase goods and services.
Make sure you receive at least Â£5.25 per hour and paid overtime rates.
Don't forget that the reason you are here is because the English race went to your country first and enslaved the people but they would rather not talk about that issue as it is history.

David

Its funny as you actually be traced through Yahoo Answers !!!!!

Don't think that hiding behind a false I.D. will get you off the hook. It doesn't take much to trace the connection to the COMPUTER that was used !!!!!

jimquk

It is not worth getting false documents. Although they look perfect to you or me, once they check it in the machine they will laugh at you and take you to prison for six months. Not really worth spending your money on.

You have no possibility of becoming legal here except by claiming asylum, but this will almost certainly be refused. It may be that you are from a country to which removals are difficult, so it may be possible to remain some time, but without the right to work or to get any kind of benefit.

It is not possible for you to marry legally in the UK without the right visa.

I'm sorry my friend, but I do not think it is likely that you could get status here. Things are much tighter than before.

Good luck.

ILoveSeverusSnape

Yes, but i woudly ask questions like this on a primarily brtish page ;]

news hound

would you get one of your friends to write your location in confidence here, on answers, then people who are in the right organisation will assist you to be handled properly, I am sure you Will be delighted with the service we provide

pin ball

cant you tell its saturday.
have you finished your homework? and have you got your schoolbag ready for monday? if its all done maybe you can go out to play tomorrow

The Hooded ClawÂ© 67dtg

Seek out a gentleman called Nick Griffin. He has lots of friends who would be only too pleased to help you out.

never u

can you play basketball?

The One

Go ***** yourself and how big is your house and how much do we give you from our taxes.Its people like you that makes this country **** go home and take all the other scum with you.

galyamike

There will be some low-life who will provide you with forged documents, for a price. You had better start by brushing up your English. Personally I would kick you out.

Emmezkalik

I will pretend that I don't know that your documents are fake and then I will hire you!
yeah!

Laurence B

i sympathise with you

patton

dirty martini is a traitor to the united states.fukn do goody.ill choke the life outta your worthless hide,nigr lover.profiting off of creating more of a mess for the tax payer to pay for,but does he care,hell no,getting his nigr buddy a free life is priority,hes probably lawyer.

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