Ive had enough of this **** hole country and would love to move to canada any help ?

Kevin

Hey dude its great here. I did that about 2 years ago. Its not easy though and costs a fair bit of money. However not everyone is welcome and so you have to pass tests and inspections. Its worth the hassle if you can adapt to the lifestyle change.
Canada is not the UK and the pace of life is slower but safer.
If you apply from within Canada under one of the many classes of immigration available then it takes anywhere from 9-18 months. From the U.K anywhere from 18 months to 3 years.

Oh and watch how you bad mouth your own country. Patriatism is valued here even for a foreign country.

JUSTME

With an attitude like that, am sure we are more than happy to let you go, but doubt if Canada would welcome you.

ktbaron

You are assuming Canada is Better? You may be disappointed.

someonecanbme

go ahead and go. we don't want you here suffering.

anney

go then, dont waste time talkin to us in this hole lol! Go ask a canadian!

manley_jeremy

Our Government may have there heads firmly in they're asses, but this is still the greatest country on Earth. We wont miss you, later.

hazzard

Cab to Heathrow,plane to Canada,bye bye.

Kai M

This may not sound like help to you but ENSURE you can get a work permit there before you go and that whatever you don't like about the UK is not exactly the same there first - you might be better off going to the EU (eg Spain, Denmark or Ireland), US, Asia or just crossing the English city-country-suburbs divide instead.

cwigg

Just get in your car and drive North until you freeze your !@#$
off.

Francis Henry

Air Canada or any other major airline. Perhaps DHL, Fedex or a shipping company.

mnwomen

Bye

Britlass

Hiya.. well I hope you have plenty of money to support yourself for at least 7 months anyhow..

Unless you've worked for a Canadian company in the UK or elsewhere for at least a year or so, you won't find it easy to get work in Canada..

Canadians won't employ you until you have worked at least 6 months on a voluntary basis.. this is so you learn how the work practise system works..

Sorry to dissolution you.. I would have liked to go there too.. but can't afford the six months self funding without a job thing..

Good luck..

â™£Mrs PerSepHonEâ™£

with an attitude like that, i doubt any country would accept you. of course maybe except Iraq

bruce jby the way

Yes call them or E- mail there embassy find out if you qualify, they are socialist there,more than us I guess you know that?good luck I will be leaveing soon myself but I think a better place.Soon the flood out will start so get going now.

tlakkamond

I've lived in Canada for the last four years. The immigration procedure is easy if you are skilled in one of the trades in demand here. Or if you have notorious achievements.

As a published researcher in the field of plant biochemistry and as a polyglot, I didn't have any trouble getting a visa to work in Canada, and latter obtaning permanent resident status.

I suggest you inquire to find out what trades are in demand here, and check your own qualifications against their requirements. Also, a good command of both English and French would be a plus. Good luck.

JOHN D

Dont let the door hit you on the way out,if only we could get al the other as$holes that think like you to leave.

BOB the BUILDER of the WALL guy

See YA
Our loss and Canada's bigger loss if you ever grow a spine, find some guts and go there
wish i could help with buss fare

fivetoze

send me your e mail and ill have a whip around... you can get to canada the same way as everyone else, cough up and bugger off.

myhalo 1

BYE BYE!!! Set up a website with paypal, I would gladly pay to get you the **** out!!!

Streakin' Deacon

Sure! you should try hitch-hiking,pack your bag and go to the nearest interstate hi-way ,stand on the center line and whole your hand out with middle finger extended at any on coming 18 wheeler and you will be sure to get a lift!

TexasRose

They say the grass is always greener on the other side...but that means you have to mow more often.

nena_en_austin

bye bye then...no help ofcourse...

stevewiseman

Aye hurry up and go you miserable git.

K. Marx iii

If you think this great country of ours is c**p then, mate, don't bother going to Canada.

geisingers2

what kind of help do you need? Just pack your sh*t and go.

ProUSA2

What country do you live in?? What country is "this ****hole country"??

ianrwood_01

I think your expectations of Canada as a refuge from the problems of the USA are unrealistic. Don't let any smug Canadian spin his/her country as a great alternative - we're just as bad, and we hide it better.

Sidenote: Canadians as socialists? HA, look at our Global Warming-denying prime minister!

I see that Fox and CNN has worked its magic on Americans - for some reason most of these answers are fairly negative towards Canada.

Dreaming Free

Seeing as how America is turning into a third world slum in most places due to the illegal immigration problem I wouldn't blame you.

Charles AKA CeeJay

Sad, but all Western civilisations --that is countries from the UK to Oz, Canada and the US are being turned to, as you so articulately said it, holes of various content.
If one doesn't like one place, then another, that person can simply take turns trying different ones until at last returning to the first.

--That Cheeky Lad

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