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Trout
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Wow your asking for it
---- Here is a secret --
Work for a race track owner - they are paid in cash they live on the track and have no bills - No hydro etc
--------------- You will live the life of a carnival worker but you will disapear and move around the continent ---
Become a hunter jumper groom and you can travel the world
Warning -- it is a crappy job working for the rich lazy bas---d exscuses for human beings who own horses -- But you do get to travel |
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Coll
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sorry you cant sleep on my couch, But for a job i would say look for a trade job. Something in manual labour because thats usually where the "under the table jobs" are |
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walkon94
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there are 12 million others that have done it so i bet you can figure it out |
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Hasan S
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Lol...Yeah sleep on my couch but don't steal the change! |
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dingobluefoot
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I hear Pelosi is in the market for a cabana boy, so.... |
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Robby
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How about you just get a ******* green card... |
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Geoffrey J
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Cross from Canada, join a street gang, slang H. |
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Arthur K
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walk across border.
get a job, from what i see its not a problem.
open a bank account, bank of america handles "undocumented"
buy a house
have kids
hell, we will all take care of you . |
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LibertyTaxGirl
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Get on a roofing crew. They stay busy and travel. Follow storms where the roofing is needed.
Get an ITIN for tax filing purposes. (this does not make it legal to work, but you can open a bank account with it since you have no social security card, open lines of credit and file taxes) The IRS does not report to immigration. It takes 12 weeks to get ITIN with ID card from your country and birth certificate. |
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El Puerco
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yes, no |
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The Freak Show
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First you have a cube of ice, and you step on it...
You should slip allllll the way across the border.
Then you should get a job removing gum from school furniture, that way you are working under the table all day, and you will find pennies people drop on the floor, and that's how you get paid.
(0o... I'm tired, coffee anyone?) |
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Bobby G
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I advise you not to try because Yer gonna die.. but seeing this is a joke you are F-ING hilarious.. |
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kreekatt
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get bush re elected, i am not kidding. |
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