What is the easiest way to get the British nationality?

Stef

No easy way. They keep changing the rules. You have to have lived continuously in the UK for the last 5 years and then you can apply. You don't get the British nationality by marriage any more. Being born here is not enough. It depends on the marital status and nationality of the parents.

gorgeousfluffpot

Come in illegally. when caught claim political asylum. Preferably belong to a minority, also be gay and handicapped in some way. Nobody would dare challenge you.
Get a newspaper to champion your cause, look pathetic and ill-treated. Go on benefits and get a council house, claim more benefits, bring in half your family.
Then start criticising the British, our culture, our ways. Moan that it is no good, go back to speaking your own language, create a ghetto in your area and make it a no=go area for the Brits.

Ooooh sorry, got carried away. But I mean every word of it.

alan t

be born here

CAPTAIN BEAR

Be born in England, thats the easiest. I am 101% for sure.

John H

The only way to be a true Brit is to have grandparents that fought Hitler and parents that have lived here all their lives and to be brought up believing in fairplay, charity, education, pride, a sense of humour and a overwhelming love of football, however the country's full mate, so we don't want you.

Mr Sceptic

Being born in UK with British parents worked for me!

Be born in Great Britain

errie

Have a legitimate reason.

Crispy O.B.E

sneak in on the back of a lorry

jamand

Go to France..jump on a lorry...arrive here and claim that you are running away from a fascist dictator country and are in fear for your life.

Then you can suffer like the rest of us British...high taxes blah blah blah.

OR

Bog off somewhere else! America perhaps...we love America and they love our exports to bits

Oh! cynical me

What do you want it for?
If you are just after benefits etc., please leave some for the people who paid for them.
If I have misunderstood your motive, I apologise.

Gerbil

Turn up at Calais pretending to speak no English.

cjgoodwin_2000

I agree with those who say be born here.
But why do you want to be British? If you're thinking of claiming one of the many welfare state handouts, as a UK tax payer I'd say please try France instead (after all their language sounds a lot nicer!)

tegidfoel

Make up a name and tell them you are fleeing Ireland before they kick you sorry brit... out anyway!

BILLY LIER

marry someone who does not speak the language it will take that long for this government to do something about it. they will be talking to you through a medium

ionnsaigh

I have never considered myself as British- there is no such animal.

dance_wiv_the_devil

grow a beard, hi jack planes and praise allah

twizzle

Bung the labour party a few bob and they will give you a title as well

Bytchi

be born there...duh

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