What would you do if you see Jesus coming back to this world trought the south border........?

Consul of Rome

Heck, we get 2 - 300 of them a week.

or did you mean Christ?

Micky

I'd ask for ID

AMAZON PRINCESS

If he did not obey the law, wouldn't he be a hypocrite? I mean if law and order are not important than why live by the Ten Commandments/

US Citizens First

Well first we have to determine if he has legal status. If not, see ya dude.

Suze

Simply put:
The REAL Jesus would respect the border and enter legally.
It's every other Jeyzeus who would sneak across in the dead of night!
^

aintlifegrand

Oh my goodness the first answer is perfect and hilarious.

Ray G

As an Atheist, I say yes, he should have got a Visa.

And would not 'home' be in Israel?

The first answer is hilarious.

heartintennessee

Not likely. I already have His itinerary (the Bible) and he is definately coming from the north (heaven).

Mike B

I would offer Him a job in my winery.

fire_side_2003

I would be wondering how the heck the heavens ended up landing on Mexico. Jesus second coming will be the same as how he left, he will arrive in the clouds. If he comes through the Mexican Border he is a false Messiah.

DAR

No.

If ever there was an 'alien with extraordinary abilities', he would qualify.

However, the poster above is correct that I would expect him to obey the law.

George L

Shouldn't be too tough for him to get a R visa, as a religious worker. Possibly an H2 as a carpenter. No doubt, God will find a way.

Devdude

Would Jesus Christ actually need an H1-B visa? Interesting.

Serpico7

He is already a citizen of this nation, as we are under God here. So I would welcome him back in from his missionary work south of the border.

Jen

First things first, I would have to ask myself, is this really Jesus? I mean, how would you know? If he walked on water? Performed a miracle? Turned water into wine? From there I would welcome him and let him stay in my home durring his visit.

Loose Wheel

He won't be coming through the southern border! Don't people read the Bible any more?

poopypixie

When Our Blessed Lord Returns In The Clouds, It's Smacked Bottom Time!!! Don't Wanna Sore ***? Repeat After Me:

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb JESUS. Holy Mary, Mother Of God, Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

sophiatx23

THE ONES THAT DO SEND HIM BACK, WILL BE THE ONES BURNING IN HELL.. SO , YOU FIGURE IT OUT.!

~~~Buffy~~~

In the Bible it clearly states how Jesus is coming back to earth... and it sure aint gonna be funny when he does.. and your making fun of it...

Antis Suck

If Jesus came back through the border, all these antis would forget their stupid anti-illegal nonsense.

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