Where can i get a forged u.k passport from?

hello im magda from east europe. im illegal in this country. as you get free housing and all other benefits,can i come and live with you so you can provide me with everything? i wouldn mind to get some family over too. can we live with you and will you feed us etc?

â™¥Gillian..

I wouldn't worry about forged passports, the UK government with give any foreigners benefits..

Wulff1e

Come and see me I have some special terms for illegal scrounging immigrants

No trace when eaten lol

GOD

Even though this may be an unfunny joke, I have reported you, the reason being that someone may have been tempted to give the information that you ask for and use it, I really hope others do the same, real or not this question is potentially very harmful considering the numbers of people that read these questions. I do not care that you know who reported you, I stand by what I say.

Twin mummy ***

AND YOU HAVE INTERNET !!!!!!!!!
Yeah rite get a life

Paul R

It's easy - just ask at your local police station.

nosy

Mexico i think

Jamerican

Somebody wants to go to jail? huh

Stacey

D*CK HEAD

Get a life TROLL.....................

anthony9223

Hope it falls of the back of the ship or whatever

TIM M

Pop into the local Cop shop they will be able to arrange to have you transported anywhere you want to go and all legally too so no law breaking.
Or try The home office they are tremendously helpful in ensuring you arrive at your chosen destination safely.
Both the above will be happy to help you re-locate your family too.

Loyal B

Dont know where you can get forged documents from, "Mr. Truth", but I sure hope you dont get them and you dont come here. I recommend you try an honest living for a change.

Oswald W

It is a very leading Question but here is the answer. The best forgers are in Prison. Tell the press who you are and they will expedite the meeting.

jimmyfboy

hahah

sherlock

Tried Woolies?

cinderella

syko........ we got enough imigrants

diamond dog

F*ck you w@nker.

simm101

No no no, they don't want passports as the game is to play dumb and say they don't know where they came from. BINGO they can't be deported and will be put straight into nice new house with spending money and just about anything else they need. So it's welcome to BROWNS NEW WORLD and if i can be of anymore help don't hesitate to ask.

penelope pitstop

Lol!

suezzle

Meijer grocery store. Right next to the potatoes.

Ã‘usta

You are the worst troll.

pin ball

albania has millions . they can get you a very nice birth certifcate too. if you cant get one from albania, you can cadge one from anyone whos just arrived on our generous shores. hope that helps, mr BNP
edit. i have to agree with diamond dog

sunofabeach412

I am led to believe that good forgeries are available in BAGDAD however you will have to appear there in person and you may well be required to test the latest suicide belt before qualifying for your new passport!