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How do I successfully drive my car into someones house?

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suburbicide
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Well, the first step is really to do some planning. You'll have to figure out the best path to the house without hitting any trees, shrubs, retaining walls or anything that will slow you down. You'll need a lot of speed to make it *into* the house.

Once you have all of your planning done you should probably get pretty drunk. If you're drunk you'll be less likely to realize what a horrible idea it is... However, if you get caught the penalties will be much worse. But, hell, what's one more broken law...

The next step is to steal a car. You really don't want to use your own car. You'll be pretty much guaranteed to get caught...

The last step is to try to follow your plan of attack. It will be pretty hard while drunk and in an unfamiliar car... but do your best. Hit the gas pedal and go for it!

Don't forget to wear your seatbelt. When you've hit the house... get out of the car and RUN!

Good luck!


saturn
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What you do is get someone else to do it for you in there car.


vicki g
Do you really have a purple mohawk?


Low-Leena
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Ummm? I have never really thought about this concept before but now you strike up a curiosity in my mind! This is rather disturbing but I think I like it!


Zanthus
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You will need to be drunk as a skunk. Here's why:

If you are sober, your body will naturally try to brace itself for the impact as you see it coming, and you will get seriously injured.

Drunks almost always are the ones who live in fatal car crashes, because they are so unaware/passed out that they just are totally relaxed at the time of impact and they don't have the force of the collision impact their bodies.


Hello There
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Ask Dave Ramsey to write a book about it.


kb
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floor it


Fish Man
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Jump into Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas for the Playstation 2 and steal a car and jump back out.

Now, find you targets house...

Get ready...

3!
2!
1!

GOOOOOOO!


Chris
Point your car at the house and press down on the peddle on the right.


wendy
LOL.
I think you can drive your car into someone's house.
But I don't think that will make you successful.


entidtil
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Steer right at it....Is there an "unsuccessful way" ?





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