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turtles all the way down
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Don't taze me, bro. |
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S K
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They're like miniature defibrillators. I have the nurse use one when my heart stops. She takes a little too much pleasure in it. |
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Queen of Yack
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Yes they turn me on.
So do..fluffy bunnies and silk undies.
Just in case you needed a cheaper alternative.
Edit: LOL an hour later and then I realize what section this is in. |
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Major Trrrouble - KMA >:-)
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Not if they're wearing rubber boots! (((((Zilly))))) |
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Beaker!
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MEEP!!! How do you think Beaker got this hairstyle? Meep!
((((Zilla)))) |
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Dr. Frog can fly!
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Yeah, but you should throw a glass of water on 'em first, just to be sure. |
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somerandomdude
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Everyone prays, when the juice is on. |
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Ella Blue Duchess of Cookieshire
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Only when there are batteries in it. |
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isabee500
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only when there is a full moon and the tulip in your grandmothers yard is blooming. also when there is a dog within elevendy feet of the person. |
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ManWell KMA
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Only in daylight. |
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Soundproof
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Especially on women, it is the new fad, don't you have a... *pronounced* (Ta zie'r) yet darling they work wonders on the tata? lol
((((Zilla)))) *I am incognito for change your avatards day. :) |
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Andy G {Join The Resistance}
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My understanding is that all atheists believe in God when they get hit by them. Usually they scream "Oh God, please stop!" or "Oh God, it hurts." So they're telling God to help them. |
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Purdey EP
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Yes, but I prefer a water gun. It's more humane. (((Zilla))) |
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Civic Cat
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It could make us more atheistic.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/wallyg/1659482830/ |
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Chandler B
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Tazers work on anybody. |
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cratchet_fling
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No, they don't have a soul |
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