Do you ever take coworkers combs/brushes/chapstick and rub them in the toilet while they're at meetings?

I am the secretary at my office, and some of the people there are mean. So when they go into their meetings, I rummage through their desks, sometimes take a comb/brush and go run it under the rim of the toilet, then put it back in their drawer. I also have done this with chapstick. Then i wait til I see them put the chapstick on and they don't know that it was covered in old urine, etc. Do you ever do stuff like this at work? Besides getting fired, could I get sued or only just fired?
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blairnative

You are a mental case.

I dont know if i love you or hate you. but i would never work with you.

you should run for congress. its where you would fit in.

Brandon

ever heard the song crazy b*tch? well its kinda your theme song...

Jack Sprat

Well they shouldn't be mean to you in the first place. What goes around comes around!

Rocketpoppet

Back when i was alot younger there was some woman i worked with who was a total *****. Well, as fate would have it i had a pretty bad cold-sinus infection. I walked through this little lobby area where the time clock was, out of the blue without planning it i grab her time card out of the rack and blew a huge wad of snot on it. Stuck it back in the rack. I didnt plan this-it just hit me without any warning.

*min

Haha that's mean but funny. I think you could probably get in big trouble. Because its kinda like exchanging of bodily fluids onto someones property.

pragmatic

Well I don't know about if you would be criminally liable, but it is definalely wrong. I can't believe you do this! You are calling these people mean, but don't see that you are being at least equally mean by doing this. It is gross and so much lower than something they did or said to you.

lola

how old are you??? you sound very immature. don't you know you could infect them with diseases. would you want to be responsibile for that?? yes, you could be fired, and with that behavior hopefully it will be soon. you could very well be sued if someone gets sick and you are found to be the one to do that. no, i don't do that at work. i am mature and i respect my co-workers. what kind of work do you do.?if this is what you do when they are not around. then you must have a lousy personality. so they probably get tired of fooling with you.and why would you say :you love me in your additional details. you need professional help NOW.....SECRETARIES LIKE YOU WE DON'T NEED.

peaches6

You need to stop acting stupid before one of your coworkers beats your @ss! That is so ridiculous and immature. How old are you anyway? You just don't handle things that way. Thank God you don't work in my office and btw, I don't keep stuff like that in my desk. Grow up!

Sir Studley Smugly

If someone got sick you could be sued - and fired. You need to stop that right now. It's also immature. Just deal with mean people the way most others do, avoid them as much as possible, or find another job.

small fry

how childish. maybe you should act like an adult instead of an adolescent. and yes you can get in a lot of trouble for that and i hope you do

Kayla~Dee

nobody does that
u could definutly get sued for that

harry g

no my master would hit me with a news paper if i played in the toilet. he think it is unsanitary and spreads germs and can kill humans

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