Do you know why I am not in jail yet?
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Do you know why I am not in jail yet?
 
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noitall Yorkshire England (U.K.)
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Cos they are all full? |
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Chief
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No |
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arrestedamilliontimes
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Try harder. |
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Robert G
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Well, it's either
1) because you have committed no crimes
2) because you have never been caught after committing a crime
3) because you have never been arraigned after being caught after committing a crime
4) because you have never been tried after having been arraigned, after being caught, after committing a crime
5) because you have never been convicted after having been tried after having been arraigned after having been caught after having committed a crime
6) because you have never been sentenced after having been convicted after having been tried after having been tried after having been arraigned after having been caught after having committed a crime, or
7) because the prosecution didn't ask for jailtime or you were exonerated or pardoned or you escaped after having been sentenced after having been convicted after having been tried after having been tried after having been arraigned after having been caught after having committed a crime |
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Bilky A
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Because your Security Guard job at the jail is a night shift, because you'd get $2,000 more for taking the night shift. It's only early, so you're not there. |
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KirksWorld
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Because you are a private person? |
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Cautious Norm.
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You paid all your council tax. |
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Timothy M
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Because you are a wuss who hasn't committed a crime, except for stealing a pen from work. |
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Yellow Walrus After Dark...
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...yes |
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katie d
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not found out yet |
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Racey
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coz you havent been caught? |
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Jane H
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Same as me. Cos you aint been caught yet!! |
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cyprus_greeneyez
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cause you aint been caught yet lol! |
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The Tank
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Yes, I know.
You are a prison officer and you have taken a few days off between Christmas and New Year.
When your shift begins on 02/10/08 you will be in Jail comparing what Father Christmas gave you with your collegues and the convicts.
Happy New Year. |
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Sexy Ray
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Because you're a conformist. |
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jennyღ
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I really have no idea!! |
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T
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you havn't commited a criime =P |
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The Camel
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No, Mr. President. |
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Dave aka Spider Monkey
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good lawyer |
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blissman
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Are you an ethnic? |
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LONDONER ©
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Because you didn't commit a crime in the first place? |
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bert
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You must be a policeman ! |
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bloodshotbiz
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because while everybody's bending backwards to be politically correct and are so concerned with the human rights issue....crime pays, the polices hands are tied, I don't know why they even bother half the time |
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joan k
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Haven't a clue |
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Drop the phone
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cause Bubba is not yet in need of a new female dog? |
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Tokoloshemani
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Are you Karl Rove? |
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wegg the scouser
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yes cause your a police officer |
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Outspoken but Honest
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Yes as they are probably full and there is no more room for you to sit in front of their 50 inch TV nice and cosy with no bills to think about ! Not like all our cold and starving pensioners !!! |
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Darth Vader
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Fear of contagion? |
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Rizvi Hasan
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Yes I know but I don't tell you. |
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