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Nick H
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Can't believe people are taking you seriously mate!
Where has the British humour gone?? |
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Without-style
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Better still.
Tell her you're aware of her criminal activities. Film if it neccessary. Show her the evidence and demand a rise in your pocket money or you'll go on the strike !
Er.. I mean pass on said evidence to the police. |
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Yellow Walrus After Dark...
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It would be a genius piece of comedy script-work if Noel Fielding had just ad libbed it. But your not Noel, and therefore you only have the potential to be humourous. But keep trying. |
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miss (chocolate) starfish
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now THATS funny...lol |
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Haha. |
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Dave B.
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50 counts of petty larceny will get her a few months, at best.
If she finds out you ratted her out, you're out of her will.
Sounds like you're way too deserving to lose this opportunity.
Wait until she's dead then tell everyone what a horrible criminal she was at her wake. |
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prbfc
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This is one of the funniest "questions" that I've read in a long time! Thanks for the laugh and very well done. You're sure to get lots of reactions. I wish I'd thought of this one. |
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Sandbaby327
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LMAO get a life!!!!!!! |
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closetcoon_fan
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I say that you should take one of her thousands of pills and then call the police and say that she slipped it in your food. Then you can sue her for her millions while she gets raped in prison. That'll teach her. |
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timbers
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You should go to your grandmother and hug her and tell her that you love her.
That is something I would love to do but cannot since she passed away over 7 years ago.
You may think that a topic such as yours is funny, but really, go give your grandmother a hug and do something special for her.
I wish I could. |
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GRAHAM B
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You've no chance mate. She's already willed her house to me, and I'll continue to send her the used stamps. She and I have had our secret little tryst going for many years, and she warned me about you. At least I think it was you she was talking about. Do the words 'snivelling little creep' mean anything to you. And how did you know about her (my) millions? You've no chance there either. Take my tip, find somewhere else to live before she gives you the boot because I'm going to tell her what you said. |
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God Bless our Troops!
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sure! why your at it just give her a cigarette and blind fold and walk her infront of the firing squad. |
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JESSIEBLUE
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not a nice thing to do to grandma is it |
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ooh looks like "Granpa Graham B" has your inheritance!!
edit - LMAO at all the people who took you seriously!! |
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Willowjac
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Are you THAT hard up for attention? |
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kathy s
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You sure are bored. |
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emiss
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Sounds like a good Idea, share it with me if you succeed
She must have good eye sight tho' if writes that often |
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angel_nurse82
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Story is very over-melodramatically unbelievable, but if it were true, I'd have to say you were a very selfish individual, and that if you were any kind of grandson, and had sincerely loved and cared for your grandmother, your name might be in the will somewhere and you might not have to worry and be sitting there plotting a way to get your hands on her wealth. You need to be a little more believable in your stories--not a hollywood script yet. Go kiss granny for me and tell her to keep being frugal. |
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bud
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Check the stamps there might be a few penny blacks, then you could add to your future millions! |
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joan k
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Isn't it past your bed time. |
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heART happY
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U need HElP |
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♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥
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Don't believe you but if true your off your blooming head. |
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zeggy
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No, don't do it ..... you are out of order! |
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julie
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You just want people to scold you for what you said....
We know it aint true... |
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SWAT
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No You Are A Joke, Come Back With Something Real. |
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Dog Lover
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First...... how evil would that make you?
Next..... They are not going to put your 91 year old grand mother in jail.
Last..... You will be old one day too. Hopefully, you wont have to decide which to buy... Food or stamps. |
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becca9892003
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what goes around comes around......and you should be ashamed of yourself... |
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SnoddersB
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Who says she has left anything to you. you sound like any parent's nightmare a money grabbing obnoxious twit. Give me her name and address and I will warn her about you. |
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Topshopcitybeachbabe
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For heavens sakes how could you do this she is an old lady my father in law is 90 and it really upsets me what you are saying . Have you no heart no soul and no love.
Have a heart shes an old lady and your grandma your own flesh and blood tell her you love her and cradle her and love her as she deep down loves you.
And yes if you go to the police you are definitely evil and mad can you really do that to an old lady have a heart you are now making me cry by saying this and upsetting me .
Don't do this she-is your nan and she loves you old people do strange things but please tell her that you love her. If you went to the police it would be a a terrible sin you will have to live with for therest of your life to eternity and probably will be regarded as wasting police time as not even the police would have a heart to do such a cruel thing to arrest an old Lady for such a non existing offence.
If you go to the police you will have to live with it for the rest of your life.and you will be out of order the police should arrest you and lock you up in prison for abusing your grandma. If you go to the cops you are mad You are evil and you will clearly be seen later as your nans abuser . Please go to church.don't do this. DO NT DO THIS THINK BEFORE YOU ACT PLEASE HAVE A HEART
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kathleen s
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I think if someone makes it to 91, some things should be excused, like the re-use of unmarked stamps. I also have an opinion of someone like you, scum! You don't deserve to have her in your life, or her love. I hope she finds out about your lust for her things, and wills them to someone else! |
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Nick P
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The Post Office will catch up with her in due course. If you look at stamp there is a slightly shiny centre strip which is a security measure and even if the stamp is not marked they can tell if its been used because sorting machines invisibly mark it. |
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