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nil_queen
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A cop I used to date told me he had a K-9 cop friend who answered a domestic call. The cop and his dog were walking up the driveway listening to a man and woman yelling at eachother.When the woman answered the door she said,"Well! As if I don't have enough problems! They sent me a blind cop!!!" |
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maddie
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I don't know how funny this will be to you but. Before I was a stay at home mom about 10 years ago, I was getting out of work early to rush home and get ready for New Years Eve party and I was speeding and got pulled over and as soon as the cop came to the window I said franticly "I'm about to poop my pants officer that's why I'm speeding" and he just laughed and said "you better hurry up and get home then" |
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quietgirl
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I was with a friend and we were Christmas shopping and decided to take a break and sat on a curb in a pedestrian mall (no cars) this copper came up to us and said "Do you think it's a good idea to be sitting on a curb by the street?" I said that I didn't think it was a problem since it was a pedestrian mall and there were no cars only people walking and that I didn't think we'd get run over by a person. Then the cop didn't say anything for a minute he just looked annoyed then he took a deep breath and yelled, "DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A RUTABEGA GROWING OUT OF MY EAR?" we just started laughing and couldn't hear the rest of his speech but we left the curb so he wouldn't have to worry about us getting run over by all the dangerous pedestrians. |
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neoyorkino
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I was in the passenger seat with my friend and the cop puled her over, then he asked how much the car costed and where we got it. Then he gave us an Apple Bees coupon, said sorry for your time and rode off. |
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Nicole Michele.
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This doesn't exactly involve me, but my mom. One fourth of July my mom was watering our lawn before fireworks and it was dark...and a cop walked in front of her but she didn't see him since he was in a dark uniform. Let's just say that he got a free shower and wasn't too pleased. But his partner laughed. haha. |
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A Firefighter
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I'm 15. I was directing a group of about 20 once.
I heard it was kind of odd to see that... |
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Twinkle
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Last summer I took my cat to the vet the cat was sick in the carrier. I was in a hurry to get to work, so when I got home I left the carrier in the car. I got pulled over for the smell of I guess mar---. He seached the car and me to. I laughed at him and told him,, I will show you what smells. I got the carrier out and opened the door of the carrier and showed him. |
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Cathy
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My brother was on his way to work. My brother works for a county sheriff's department. My brother well, he was going fast so a state trooper pulled him over.
After the State trooper pulled him over, the state trooper saw my brother in uniform. He was like get out of her!
No warning or ticket was given out. |
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hip lady wants YA fixed
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this didn't involve me but it did my ex. the cops stopped him searched his car. they picked up something white, put my ex in jail and had some one come from another town that was 45 miles away to test it. turned out the white stuff was nothing but a dried up piece of roll |
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Amy R
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I was pulled over by a police officer and he had the shades and everything. He had not pulled me over for a pull-over offense, so it was a little awkward. I was in a fey mood so I just started adding "Meow" to my responses - like Super Troopers. He looked puzzled for a second before he figured it out and then we both had a good laugh. |
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idk im not a cop
but i watched a movie,
and theres 2 cops right
so then one cop goes- u wanna doughtnut!!!
isnt that hilarious??
doughnut?? |
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bobbytjones1933
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im a 35 year old male..my wife left me over a year ago..the other day i meant a highway protrolman.. i was speeding so i started going faster afte i past him,,he turned around on me and turned on his blue lights...i pulled over and he came up to my window and ask when i saw him why did i pick up speed...i said well officer about a year ago my wife ran off with a highway protrol that looked alot like you...and i got a little up set and speeded up...the office ask me why...i told him that i thought he was bring her back...need less to say..i didnt get a ticket |
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curious4708
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I got pulled over for no good reason, not for speeding, not for drinking, not for wearing a seat belt, I got pulled over only because the license plate said, "L8R-OFCR" and then he asked me what it stood for, before he wrote the ticket. It stood for (Later officer.)He knew what it stood for. This wasn't even my car. How about that. Don't try this at home. |
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AJ R
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You should check out youtube's taser videos matter a fact this one is my favorite regardless of how many times I seen it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOAzXPgHk1E |
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daniel
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well i was once getting arrested and he looked horny his wife called him about ******* him so he walked around saying YEAH YEAH YEAH "honey im at work save it for home"
EW |
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Nodor
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My parents have a CHP officer that lives on their street and his house has been broken into several times this year. |
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David S
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When I was 16 and expiermenting with pot I had a friend who had gotten a fairly large quanity of weed. The police answered his phone and told me too come on over and bring the weed. As I approached his house, I noticed that there was an unmarked police car parked out in front. I stashed the small amount that I had and knocked on my friends door only too be yanked inside and asked if I would consent too a serarch. I agreed knowing that I didn't have anything in my possession. The cop actually did a dance around my friends coffee table saying that they had made me come over and basically give myself too them. When the cop finished his dance I got up and said that he had done his dance for nothing because I had seen the car and had stashed the weed. The police actually spent several hours attempting too find where I had hidden it but I had burried ir when I saw theeir car and they never did find it. I got the last laugh after they had litteraly danced around the coffee table and said that I had come too turn myself in. |
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Harold Sink
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I was driving fast down a highway at night, and was pulled over. The usual question was asked, "Son, do you know why I pulled you over?"
"No," I answered, since it was late at night trying to get home and go to bed.
"You were driving XX MPH, and that isn't what is posted," he stated.
"Officer, I never saw a speed limit sign all the way here. Unless you can point it out to me, I need to get home," was my reply.
He pointed across the street at a speed limit sign facing the other direction as said, "It is right over there, son."
"Sir, I am driving this direction and don't read signs in my rear view mirror, I am not your son, and my father is the Chief Deputy Marshall of this county. I have four hours to sleep before I have to be back at work tomorrow. Can I not just turn this corner up here and go home to get some sleep?"
The officer wrote me a warning, and apologized for stopping me. |
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