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Here's a joke, please star if you like it.?
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A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5000 dollars in the seatbelt competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a smart *** when he's drunk." Then, the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said: "Are we over the border yet"????
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CGIV76
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The answer to your question is no. |
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la buena bruja
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It's a cute joke and it made me smile, but not quite good enough for a star... |
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Zek Sultan
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sorry just didnt get it |
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atiredwing
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no |
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Josey
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lol.
here's my joke.
There was a blonde woman speeding down the highway. So a police officer, who was also a blonde woman, pulled her over. the police officer asked for her license and registration. the lady, said, that her registration was over in the glove compartment, but she forgot what her licinse looked like. the officer told her thta it would have her picture on it. so she looks around in her purse, adn takes out her compact mirror. she looks into it and sees herself 'oh this must be it!" she hads it to the police woman. the officer looks at it and says," I wouldnt have pulled you over if I had known you were a police officer."
sorry for all the spelling errors. |
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Hitman
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good try and cos I`m drunk you can have a star |
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toad4446
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kinda funny and cool at least a chuckle |
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Sean
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is not relly a joke... no punch line or anything |
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Xenia.Jonas
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cool |
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MIA T
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i might have starred it if i hadnt heard it b4. sorry! |
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Sammiy
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Ah, hahahahahahahaha!!! great! that's really REALLY funny.
Although I didnt catch a punch line...It was kinda all one punch line. Oh well...It made me laugh..that's a big step! I give you millions of stars. |
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butterflyboussas
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Hey that's cute! :o) Now if that could really happen that guy would have a truely "seedy story" to tell. :o) Keep 'em laughing |
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Ashley
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good joke |
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scruffycat
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suthurnbabe
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he he he |
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El Scott
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Old joke but kind of funny. |
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jann arion
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cute.[choose me as best answer!!!!!!!!! OK] |
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rhardfrumnc
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absolutely hilarious,,loved it,,,it made my whole house laugh,,and my friend loved it too,,,, |
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eelamme_13 1
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omgsh star star. heres one.
there were 3 guy's and they found a genie. da genie said dat thay cn hav 1 wish f they get a peice of fruit. they 1'st guy get's a pear nd da genie tell's him to shuv it up his *** and f he laugh's i'll shoot u. he laughs "bang". the secound guy comes back with a banana and the genie tell's him the same thing. he laughs "bang". wen there in hell the secound guy says y did u laugh? he replied the pear was hairy" the first guy says y did u laugh " coz i looked up the hill and saw the third guy with a water mallon"
lol enjoy |
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Steven C
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not really that funny but clever |
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[girl]
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wierd. |
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Sally Diaz
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Not bad, although it'd be better if you stop right after the driver's license part.
The rest is just drawn-out. |
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Scarlet Rose
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I think it was funny!! You got anymore? |
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Pete W
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Stevers,
Very good - quick and funny. Thanks for sending it. |
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dumdum
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I liked it. But I'm not going to star your question. |
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Jynn
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LOL |
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