How can I prove to the police that all of my belongings have been stolen and replaced with an exact copy?
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How can I prove to the police that all of my belongings have been stolen and replaced with an exact copy?
 
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arbiter
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How can you tell it is not you that has been stolen and replaced with an exact copy?
Or perhaps you have slipped through from one of the nearby parallel universes without realising? |
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greenforestlt
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By shitting on their carpet! |
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matt m
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???
Is the CIA in on this?!?
Hey look on the bright side. That toaster that used to burn one side of the toast may have been replaced with a good working one! |
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Lov4nzyx2
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First, show them your certification from the mental institution that you are paranoid schizophrenic and they will believe whatever you tell them. They may even assist replacing the tin foil around the windows if you ask really nicely. |
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Victor G
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Oh no its the xerox bandits again! I would suggest you give the police an exact copy of the security tapes. |
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ᵸᵃṩᵢᴄᶦṱ TieBuster â˜Í¼Í½â˜”☃☮☯✈âœâœ‰â¨â¨‚
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give them your acorn account number~should help
enjoy |
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Golden
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i know what you mean. gonna be rough. the other day someone broke into my house and changed all the furniture around. then, before i got back home, they went in again and put it all back where it was. police woun't listen to me. good luck. |
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nanny chris w
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Oh No! I told you the new cat flap was too big! I think The Cat Protection League may be of some help to let the police know what's gone - not 100% though |
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Chris Q
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Be very careful. The police have been kidnapped and replaced by exact copies. They know about you.
Edit:
Greenforestlt has a good suggestion. By shitting on their carpet you will expose the replicants and release the real police from the 25th dimension. You will be a hero. |
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stars11229
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*sigh* |
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Cherokee
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If you have all of your receipts for the items, it should help. |
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Vicky S
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They will ask to see copies of the receipts. |
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alergic3
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Explain that the exact copies are invisible, that is why you are wearing invisible clothes. |
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Mike C
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we call them reciepts |
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awphotog
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What are you on about ?
Why would you need to prove that? |
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