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How can i escape from the prison?



    




nemesis114
Keep chopping bits of yourself off and posting them home. In a few days you'll have escaped in kit form.

Then get a good friend to stitch the bits back together - tada!!!

A great plan, I'm sure you'll all agree.


lorrrr
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it must not be that bad if they let you on the computer


jas
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In this day and age your better off stayin in there.
You get fed, clothed, kept warm and get to use internet and all the other things even courses to go on you are better off than us on the out side !


goodyisback2010
seduce the guards, all of them, and then the warden as well, after that it should be pretty easy I would imagine, although I don't know for sure, but I'd be willing to bet one of them is standing over your shoulder right now with a big smile in their pants, I mean on their face


Zorro
get yourself thrown out like I did!


mercian
If i was you i stay in prison because the outside world is crap.


tinkerbell
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well if you did the crime you got to do the time....


roger.williams20@btinternet.com
Hope you don't.


****
Oh and they let you have a computer in your cell? Wow how times have changed!


Rommel
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i would say that most pain in the @rse criminals, you went in to prison via the sewer. so you will probably exit by the same familiar route.


Biggy
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Please serve your sentence or for more info. watch Prison Break.


Mr.JoChan (Jordan Chandler)
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Go through the sewer


james bond
watch shawshank redemption it will tell u everything u need to kno


♥ marisu ♥
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dig a hole in the wall with a fork.....this will take a while so cover it up with a poster when you're not digging..just keep digging until you have a hole big enough you can fit thru...


Bill M
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Watch as many prison break movies as you can, and try to think of a new way, because the guards watch the same movies.


Taf
By stopping your criminal activity.


redbud420
Watch shawshank redemption


Misty M
If your able to ask this question, then it seems you already have.


cant learn more than 4 moves!!!!
Watch Prison Break


metaphoricwolf
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Don't ask stupid questions online when they monitor your computer usage. You could just be a kid too who is referring to his home. If it is a real prison I would need schematics, schedules, or something to work with.


lola b
well since my husband is in prison and they dont allow computer usage i know your not in a "real" prison. im not sure what your deal is but 9 out 10 times we create our own prisons.


Angelgirl
If you don't want to be in prison? THEN DON'T DO THE CRIME!!!!





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