How come i've driven like a twot for 10 years and never had an accident or even been done for speeding ?

edd_the_fed

Come up north id love to meet you

Ian UK

Because you are lucky.

As we say in the trade, your time will come! : )

You might not have ever had an accident but how many have you caused?...

rogerglyn

Aren't you a lucky twot then?.

Have you ever looked back and wondered how many crashes you may have caused?.

GÃ¼nther Bischoff

Because you're an average driver - unlike most though, you actually admit that you aren't that good.

disco

You are like most drivers these days. When you do get a ticket then don't whinge as it has probably worked out less than a penny per offence you have committed.

boo yah

You're not a footballer by any chance are you?

Beastie

Luck? I don't know, perhaps all the coppers round your way take bribes when they stop you?
Nah, it's because, in the last ten years, the number of actual flesh and blood cops on the road has gone down while the use of cameras and Highways Agency pretend coppers has gone up.

I occasionally drive like a tw@t too, but then I'm a biker so it's sorta expected. I get pulled over when I'm not doing anything wrong so part of me (the mildly schizo bit!) thinks it's perfectly acceptable to kick the t!ts out of the speed limit because I've already been stopped!
Now, I will moan like an utter b@stard if I ever get done by a camera. I will argue the toss for as long as it takes even if I eventually lose. Why? Because that camera is brainless. It can't differentiate between conditions, level of traffic, nothing. It's there to do you if you are moving faster than the limit.

A copper, on the other hand, can use judgement. A hundred miles an hour in the rush hour is dangerous and bloody stupid. A hundred miles an hour on the same road at three in the morning, not as dangerous. And a copper will know this.
Therefore if I'm doing anything illegal and a cop pulls me over, I won't complain because I've been collared by a real person and not a camera.

Oh yes, and a camera is effectively taking the place of a traffic cop. Because it's cheaper and it pays for itself. But it's no equal replacement for a real person. Give me a traffic cop over a camera any day of the week.

sassy

Perhaps the police werent looking when you were out and about!I

Or perhaps you are the POLICE!

robert c

Luck!Pure Luck!!

Albo

Cos you're a Jammy Beggar!

Jim C

you want to be careful working on the law of averages you are overdue statistics say a average motorist has a bad accident every 7 years

one shot

I had a clean licence & no accidents for 36 years till April. Averaged 50,000 miles a year since 1983.

Missed the sign on a dual carriageway that dropped the speed from 70 to 50. By the time I saw the next sign I'd been done - 63 in a 50, Mobile camera round a bend in a shady spot, 3 points & Â£60.

YOUR TIME WILL COME!!

Anna1223

You know the saying about speaking too soon.

Rikki

Because you're awesome?

nimicitor

Your time will be due shortly....

Lady de Lioncourt

probably cus uve got a rele protective guardian angel!!!

Working class youth

...because you are a copper?

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