How come pizza gets to your house quicker than the police do?

bujiboy

They have an incentive to get there quickly

JoseMama

The police have to stop for donuts and coffee I think.

roxy

They are too busy eating their own pizza!

steven d

because you dont tip the police

Pia

The cop had to stop by Dunkin Donuts first

steve w

because you're hungry more than you are in danger.

Fifi Peanutz

The Pizza Boy gets paid directly from the consumer the police do not!

freemansfox

Pizza guy gets tips

There's money to be made in pizza delivery

Philip

Cause the pizza man is getting money from you.

Wrestler

Its more important

~just_jd~

LOL , so true!

eddie k

you dont give them a tip for saving your life

uncle billy

only in America

Mikey

Chances are the pizza kid is right down the road or in the area from you, but the police could be out with another call or coming back from something far away. its called downing manpower but increasing problems! same as firefighters and EMS

iswd1

Depends on where you live.

My city, Midland Michigan, has a ton of police... when you call, they are usually there in less than 3 minutes if it is an emergency, or 15 minutes if it's not an emergency.

I suppose in bigger cities, distance and number of cops on patroll and the amount of crime would make a big difference...

allawishes

the pizza place is closer then the donut shop

....the pizza knows when to get there.

andertwinsen

depends on the city, but here in ny you can spend hours on the phone with 911 just to report something

Yankees Love <3

Cuz this is an extremely messed up world and beucase the police never get tipped.

fr_chuck

pizza guy is making more money

lover of Jehovah and Jesus

the cops are stopping at the donut place for donuts and coffee. they are to busy stuffing there mouths

Pancakes

You live in a crummy neighborhood.

polarbaby

it takes both forever to get to my house!!!!!

scruffycat

Not where I live. The pizza guy takes anywhere from 45 minutes to an hour and a half. The police respond within 20min. And ambulances just take forever and ever and ever... or so it seems when a loved one is suffering..

cab veteran

You should order coffee and doughnuts instead!
Plus, you don't have to tip them!

fataldeath369

Better transportation i guess....

shoot.bang

Wow, allot of answers!!!

I'd rather call the pizza guy..
and shoot the intruder...
Eat the pizza...
then call the police...

Roger

the police don't have competition. i don't think it would work to tell them that u will call the fire dept next time if they aren't faster.

Ceci

He's taking a shower, putting on the most horrific cologne and getting dressed. He's nearly tipping over with all the gear he wears!

betitodetroit

because the pizza parlor owner gives a damn

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