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How do I get out of jail?



    




Mr. Sir
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Use the get of jail card from the Monopoly game.


Vaughn
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Follow the red "exit" signs.


simon
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talk to martinez in cell block 5. he's planning something big next friday.


Sarge1572
need to know how you got IN jail. if you LANDED there, then you have to wait 3 turns and pay $50, or have a GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card, or one other way. Cant remember

if it's REAL jail, the usual ways are:

Release, no prosecution
Post Cash bail
Post a Bond
release on your own recognizance
escape
Judge/court releases you
case not filed
plead to a lesser offense
found not guilty
found guilty and serve your time

I may have missed one.


♥ ♥Be Happi♥ ♥
Don't get arrested?


I can only be me
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if your in jail why are you on here?????


zamis2001
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use a key


Fred C
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Don't tell me you forgot to stuff the big file and the machine gun up your butt before you went in? Come on, that is "jailhouse essentials 101", man! Geez, you probably forgot to stuff the cell phone and car keys up there as well! Guess you have to stay, then!


Katie
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Dont get arrested in the first place.


steve
roll a 5 lol


and,or,nand,nor
Why would you want to get out?
You obviously have free Internet access!


Strip
First you have to get in jail to get out. I've got two cards to get out of jail free, otherwise you have to get doubles or get out on your 4th roll.


Fire'n'Ice
Why on earth would you want to do that? You have it made in the shade and don't realize it. Look at it this way:
1. Free delicious food
2. Free Medical, Dental, Housing & Clothing Allowance
3. Interesting conversations
4. Lots of FRIENDS (especially if your lite in the lofers)
5. Fun and Games after light's out
6. Making friends out of complete strangers
7. Never a dull moment
8. Getting a first hand view of how the Justice system works
from the inside (valuable lesson in life)
9. Getting to travel to exotic places, free of charge

So, you see, my friend, you have it made in the shade!
Are you sure you still want to get out of this paradise?
Never break the Laws again and you will remain a free man
"Free at Last, Free at Last, Thank God Almighty, I am Free at Last"!


AnDy
pretend your dead and they throw you outside


groverraj
Get a James Bond pen to melt the bars!


aerosweets521333
do they let u use computers in jail??? i didnt think so


Yggdrasil Mithos Symphonia
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Good Behavior.

or a rat, a string, and a vile of acid,

Or incrimination evidence against the president or governor to blackmail him with....I KNOW, Scooter Libby has some.


firefly tattoo ~*o*~
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wait until they unlock the door and walk out that is the only way to do it w/o getting put back in!


Daisy
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Pray to God. Call on Jesus's name.


s l
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Please give more details about it.
The only way is to post bond.


BioProf
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PAY YOUR BAIL!


Incognito
Plead for mercy and pray...


bud w
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get out of jail free card


bliden
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Simple, un-do what you did to go in


TCSO
Snuggle up with Big Bubba...he knows ways to get in and out.


antoniac123
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You can post bail if you have been given that option. There is bond but you can't run if you do that. You'll have people chasing you. If you have already been convicted of a crime you must either be pardoned or be paroled. There are requirements as to how much time you have to serve before you can be paroled. You will have to go before a board and be approved. As for a pardon write a letter to either the governor of your state or the current president of the united states. If you feel you were wrongly convicted you can try an appeal. However i think your best bet is to just not commit a felony.


Guns Don't Kill People I Do
whut r u talkin bout jail is fun. my frends dad was there and he had cable tv and got to lift weights all day. plus i c that u got internet hehe


madzz
use the get out of jail free card from your monopoly set


Insane $tar`Miss Reefa J
so..r u askin this question 4m inside da jail hahahah...howz jail?


[Rd]
Phase through the wall like a ghost............

If you cannot, die so you can become one............


marianne l
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pay the bail





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