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How do the "don't walk on the grass signs get to the middle of the lawn?



    




blondie
The park people have long, extending poles which they use to put 'the dont walk on the grass' signs. They don't walk on the grass incase some one reports them to their employers. However, sometimes the park person has very long arms and he can put the sign in place without having to use the extending pole. Another way they do it is to string a wire high over the grass which they balance along and drop the sign in place and one day I saw a sign put in place by a man with a special cross bow that fired the sign to where he was aiming. The only thing about this last method was that the sign landed the wrong way round and we had to walk on the grass to read what it said.


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extton
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Someone walks on the grass to put them there.


Leogirl0804
Lawn Faerie's of course!


ottoman
planted with the grass seeds so they all germinate to gather lol


mike g
they were dropped into the lawns by helicopters


poggle_63
elves and pixies of course


ireland01
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Usually when the lawn has been laid and grass begins to grow, a crane is used to lower a person to the middle of the lawn and placed the sign there.


chocolate_krys2000
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LOL! the one time it was ok to walk across!


HoundOHolda
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Flying saucer or helicopter was used. Or a tunnel was dug to that spot.


meathead76
Helicopter.


stinkydongste
i smoke it when i put them there..lol


rainmangu
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They put the sign there right after they lay down the seeds.


Owlwings
They are placed there by the fairies in the night.


old codger
The birds drop them so they will have a clean place to crap.


Delora Gloria
They are planted there by fairies from the bottom of the garden, laboriously flying together and holding onto the sign with their hands. When they reach the centre, they all drop the sign so that it sticks into the perfect grass sward earth, and dust their hands, considering a well-done job.


word_man7
You're an idiot.


Man
huh?


whispernikki
they magically hovered oveer the grass to put the sign there


fugutastic
Well, there's no ban on running on the grass, is there?





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