I'm 6'5 and 336lbs, How can I thank the cops in my area for keep it safe during the Holidays?

baby ostrich head face

Well I could help you out, but you are too tall.

Problem Child

my god. You just keep getting fatter and fatter as you get dumber and dumber. Its like some weird proportion.

TxTopCop

After your wonderful comments toward and about law enforcement the rest of the year, the best gift you could give is to sell your computer.

Despite your obvious hatred toward police and your obvious mental issues, I hope your family has a Merry Christmas also.

disco

Are you getting heavier?

laughter_every_day

Geez, that is another six pounds since your last public stupity.

Mr. Vincent Van Jessup

In what way do your height and weight bear on this "question"???

Wisdom

Go on a diet and grow a brain.

jackson

You just post these questions for some sort of validation. You want people to get angry. So the size thing is just a cover for insecurity. I actually feel bad for you....... all learn life eventually.

But hey, Merry Christmas.

tallerfella

Pauly,

Packin it on just before the holiday aren't ya?

Nice thought though. Well done!

jennyáƒ¦

By not gaining anymore weight. I am sure they are all worried about you and the possibility that you may have diabetes.

Laura B

First of all ignore the idots that have previously answered your question. Most Police Depts. have a policy against accepting gratuities (gifts), food or otherwise. You could put an ad in the local paper expressing your thanks for keeping your neighborhood safe. You could write a letter to the chief of Police you will send it down the chain of command and officer will be advised in "breifing." Or you could go down volunteer at the dept. There are a lot of things the dept may need help with, like filing, etc... I would say if your weight keeps you from going down in person, put the ad in the paper. I work for the police and thanks for the holiday greeting.

rjrmpk

You COULD thank them by doing the following.

1. Go on a diet before you have a massive MI and some poor cop hurts himself trying to lift you into an ambulance.
2. Stop posting your supposed weight and height. They have nothing to do with anything except showing you need to go on a diet.
3. Ask some questions that aren't nonsense.

cuffsandleather

Dont know what height and weight got to do with it, but the coolest thing I've seen is someone put a full page ad in the paper thanking all cops and firemen for their job. That was class and it meant a lot to all of us.

watchmyself

Not sure why we needed you height and weight, but take them some cookies or somethin' for Christmas on Christmas Day. Anything you do for them on the holiday, I'm sure they'd appreciate, since they're workin' hard and aren't home with their families.

What does your height and weight have to do with anything? buy them donuts.

2Cute2B4Got

Huh Bro???

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