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As far as charges if I seen you do that I would bust a gut laughing. I can not believe the brain less people that take your question seriously. It just show you how dumb cops really are. |
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lcmcpa
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Assault with a brainless weapon. No witness necessary, his word will trump yours in most courts. |
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Steve B
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The charge would be, at least, Battery on a Police Officer. If the Officer sustained any serious injuries as a result of your attack, you might be charged with Battery Likely to Produce Great Bodily Injury or even Attempted Murder of a Police Officer, which might also use your size to show how any reasonable person could believe that you knew your attack might cause serious injury or daeth.
The only other place where your size might play into this is if the Officer could articulate how the GREAT difference in his size and yours caused him to be in fear for his life after your initial attack and so he felt that shooting you was an appropriate use of force in self defense.
Ultimately, this would have to be viewed as ONE REALLY STUPID IDEA! |
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marine_semperfi_jarhead
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I'm 6'5 and 225lbs, and if you hit me in the head I'm going to beat you with my bat-ton until your hand cuffed and in jail and my word will beat yours in court any day |
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007
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are you slow or just plain stupid???????????? |
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Ryan
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You're just a big, dumb animal, aren't you?
Did your friends nickname you "Mongo" by any chance? |
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faesson
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that is a silly fantasy, but if you insist on living in it, open Wordpad and start typing your story.
there must be more to your 'thumping a cop' fantasy than that.
how long do you think it would take for you to type it? At least an outline? Start with the 'thump'? (and the subsequent scene of you recovering from all the bruises) |
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pootfart3
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Believe it or not, you just confessed online to thousands of people as witnesses. Now it's definitely not just your word against his, but your confession with thousands of witnesses... |
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some guy
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Assault and battery on a police officer is a felony will land you in prison. It's possible he could die from being hit by you, and in that case you will spend the rest of your life in prison and possibly be executed. I suspect someone like you could successfuly plead insanity and be sent to a mental hospital instead of prison. |
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assuming the cop was smart,he would take care of you privately with a stun gun when you were not looking.step two would be to beat the sh*it out of you and break some bones.happened to my friends friend,he was dumb enough to play with a cop's wife. he spent over a month in a coma at the hospital. |
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tacomadc
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I'm guessing a genius like you doesn't have a perfect record, so the cops word will beat yours anyday (would anyway).
How are you at flopping on the ground as you are tasered? |
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Al N.
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Depends on the state. Where I live hitting a cop is a Felony, even if they don't get hurt. All that is required for Felony assault is for the cop to say he/she felt pain and you just bought yourself a felony arrest.
Height and weight are not factors. If you are 5 feet of 7 feet tall its all the same. Size doesn't make you more deadly from a legal stand point. |
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El Scott
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After you get cleared by the doctor you will be locked up for Assault on Law Enforcement Officer. |
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MGohara
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Yes. It is battery and a cops word carries more weight than yours. |
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Steven C
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Assault and the hospital bill after he beats your face in. |
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glock310
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lol why ? |
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Steph
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Assault on a Public Servant -- no witnesses required. |
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TxTopCop
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Why, sir, you won't be charged with anything.
Now, your family will be charged with paying your funeral expenses.....
Frickin moron... |
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shield1751
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Well..can't speak for other states....in some it is a felony to strike a police officer...but here in Pa,...there is no statute that makes a distinction of an attack on a citizen or a police officer. You would be charged at least...with Assault....Disorderly conduct....and if you had threatened him verbally...Terroristic Threats...if you used a weapon to hit him...aggravated assault. Of these....they all are misdemeanors of various degrees.
Oh..and the no witness thing....not a good idea. btw...remember...there is always physical evidence of an attack, numb nuts...a bump on the head...a cut...a bruise on YOUR hand...duuhhh!! Forensics are a MFer! |
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rogueriverbob
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you will be charged with assault,.....and disturbing the Peace,.....why disturbing the peace??,.....you will be saying over and over again, "don't taze me bro, don't taze me bro",. this will happen just after the first taze,.....now if you started using Slim Fast, you might be able to out run the taze,.....but at 6'5, and 336, no way can you escape,..... |
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The_Doc_Man
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Thump him with what?
A lead pipe? You are lucky to even be able to type about it.
A rubber chicken? You might get away with it since you would have to be insane and thus not responsible for your actions.
Your fingers, very gently, and with a " 'scuse me officer " - and then only if the officer is also a midget? In that you might get away with it, since obviously you are in Munchkin land in Oz.
Rather obviously, when God was handing out "brains" you hadn't finished slurping up at the "brawn" trough and therefore missed your share of gray matter. Take it up with the Big Guy in the Sky for your next reincarnation.
Tell you what, when you get in prison, why don't you try sneaking up behind a couple of the inmates and thump THEM on the head. Get in practise. Oh... did I mention that you might ALSO represent practise to the guys you thump? You big, dumb, STUPID ox... I'd ask if your mama taught you better but obviously she didn't. When this is over, sue your mama for raising you up negligently. Slap her for letting you grow up stupid.
(Oh wait... another assault... but you're probably dumb enough to do it anyway.) |
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PIX-ED
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Assault on a peace officer and felony stupidity if you think any judge will take your word over the officer's.
This probably wouldn't be a good plan. |
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Rhode Island Red
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First of all who cares how big you are, you will just fall down harder. You will be charged with assault on a law enforcement officer and if you are so big and bad as you have described and try to fight, aggravated assault as well and they will probably taser/baton your butt. I would love to see that. |
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mentisthemagnificent
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Assault, battery, aggrevated assault, assaulting an officer, attempted murder. The courts will be most apt to take his word over yours...especially if you have a record. |
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meditation and mango juice
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anyone who associates size with power, bullying, or violence is in need of some support, and the police dont care about your size |
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Colts Pacers Fever Hoosiers
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the only way to get out of that is to take a picture of yourself in a bar earlier. u can use that as evidence |
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Max Power
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I finally see your strategy. Too big for a bullet proof vest, so you'll just keep gaining weight until the fat can stop the bullets huh?
Oh, and to answer your question you will get shot. Any cop is a good enough writer to file a report saying that a one on one fight with someone twice their size is life threatening. So your (supposed) size is actually your greatest problem, not your greatest strength. |
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Johnpet
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i wouldn't think any charges,if this is the cop that you were screwing his wife,i would like to think he was understanding and would like to be your friend. |
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wfsgymwear
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So you want to walk up behind someone and "thump" them on the head... Do you give every guy a reach around? You are a sick, sick man. |
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ahsoasho2u2
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SO YA BEEN EATING AGAIN SEE YA GOT ANOTHER POUND UP FROM YOUR PREVIOUS 335?
IF YA THUMP ME ON THE HEAD, I AM GONNA TAZER YOUR BUTT FOR SURE.
YOU HAVE JUST COMMITTED AN ASSAULT AND HAVE GONE TO LEVEL THREE ON THE ESCALATION SCALE.
WONDER IF YA GONNA LOOK LIKE THE JELLO ROLLING ON MY TURKEY DINNER PLATE. |
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Master Yoda
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assaulting a police officer or attempted murder of a police officer. Most places aren't too crazy about your type of behaivor.
It wouldn't be his word against yours, his injuries would be more than enough proof to show you assulted him. Hopefully Bubba's in a good mood when he bends you over. |
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