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I don't see what your size has to do with it. Just be ready to face the consequences of any action you take, and you will be fine. |
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Stuart
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You know, at your size, it might be a good idea to switch to decaf, buddy. |
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J Luv
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Eat him. |
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Patrick G
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You seem pretty impressed by the fact that you are tall and fat.
Parking lots are private property and as such, a citizens arrest would not be legal. If you used his tazer on him, his partners would shoot you.
Don't be a troll. |
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моя звезда
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I don't get it. Where do your weight and height enter into this? |
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fourofsix2003
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you are truly an idiot for even asking such a question,the police can park wherever they need to park.It sounds to me like you need to up your dosage.try taking his taser from him and your fat *** will end up getting shot,you touch a police officer for no reason. |
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Gypsydayne
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No, you can't take him down. Your best bet would be to take a picture with your cell phone & then go to the police department. You need visual proof. You can't touch him or you'll be put under arrest for battery. |
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BONJOUR
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wat does ur height and wegith have to do with anything? |
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Arcanum Noctis
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Depends if he had to use the spot for official work, most likely not. Just take a picture of the plate and the cop car in the handicap spot, then send it in as a complaint. He could be disciplined.
Also, if he is around, ask him for his badge number and ask why he is parked in the handicap spot.
Cops are like you and me. The difference is that they are suppose to uphold the law. I percieve them more as work supervisors for society, which we are all employees. Just because he/she is a supervisor, doesn't make him or her any better than you. It just means he/she has more of a responsibility. Which you should not respect cops, but you should respect the law. When you respect a cop for being a cop, it defeats the whole purpose laws. Instead, respect the individual. Anyone who participates in society is an individual, even those with the title of cop. |
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Tea C
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He might have a reason to park in a handicap parking place, I most certainly would not walk up to him, maybe he is staking somebody out. |
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michigan go blue
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is the cop handicapped? |
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shrddrshrty
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get the license plate number and when he comes out of whatever he's in get his name. Go down to the police headquarters and report him. also if you tried to taze him it would be cosidered assault on a governmental worker and you would be arrested and sent to jail |
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Darth Vader
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I am 6' 9" 450 lbs of rippling muscle and artificial limbs, and I earned my handicapped spot. |
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JD
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Taser's were custom made for people just like you......I'd pay money to watch you make a fool out of yourself trying to make a "citizens arrest" of a Police Officer over a handicapped Parking Spot..Besides, sounds like you could use the excercise by walking a few extra parking spaces....
*Justified in your own mind maybe........ Good way to get yourself permanently injured or worse. With your attitude it doesn't matter how big you are..Perhaps you should go outside and practice "falling down"... |
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RogueScholar
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you could ask him politely why he's there =D ... although he'd proably just laugh at you or glare ominously or something to that effect.
i just know that people would laugh even harder if they saw a news headline about a guy pouncing on a cop because he parked in a handicap place. especially if he peppersprayed you and called the men from the happy farm. i would. Oo; |
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Fordman
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Just let it ride bud. I don't care how big or bad you are. You are only one, and they will stict together and there are a bunch of them. You will be biting off a lot more trouble than you want, if you mess with the man. It really doesn't pay. Just get the car number and the time and location and report it to the police. If they want to handle the situation then let them bring down their own.
Good luck. |
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Healing for My Soul
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do u feel like going to jail?
if not don't try it |
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mickey t
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you can be as big as you want.. but when the cop calls for back up .then they pepper spary you. tazer then pound your face into the ground with all of them.. you cant do nothing.. just a big sack of patatos to them |
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~*shea*~
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Don't get mad that he is parked in your spot. We know that your fat a** can't walk that far. |
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vane.ssa15
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sit on him |
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Max Power
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Geez you start in on the Christmas cookies a little early? Looks like you gained a couple of pounds since the last time you posted. If I was you I would say thank you since you now have to park farther away and can walk off a little more of your fat ***.
Keep posting I enjoy all of the points I get off you. |
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tuffy68
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Make him handicapped. Hit him in the kneecaps.
That way he won't be committing an offense and he would probably appreciate your looking out for him, or her. Good luck. |
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Derby Girl
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Um, no, I don't think trying to wrestle his Tazer away from him is a good idea. You can, however, take note of his squad car number and call the police department to report him. I have done that before. |
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timbo
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just toss some donuts in front of him while he's walking... he'll be distracted and I'm sure you can figure out what to do from there |
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baalberith11704
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Remember...the bigger they are, the harder they fall! |
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margo
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I can tell you haven't spared any money on the eggnog. Just shoot it and send it to your local TV, Radio Station and Police Station, you might get some response. In the mean time I'm just laughing myself to death at some of these answers. Just remember the bigger you are the harder you'll fall - hang in there big guy. |
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usnavycorpsman
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you could do that if you want to be arrested for assaulting police officer. What makes you think you'll even get to his tazer. I'm guessing any police officer will be a bit faster on their feet than you are. |
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Taylor M.D
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he will shoot your ******* head off |
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Reventon
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huh? |
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