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Curious
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Get some dudes I.D. man, once you morph into somebody else you will be able to persue your ambitions without being hassled by Immigration! |
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truck_driving_tim
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Go knock on the White House and tell Bush whats goin on He will take care of them for ya plus even give ya some of our tax money to buy some crack with |
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cahaba valley energy saving s
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Turn your self in for medical treatment |
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christy_lee27
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leave our country, get a job and attempt to stop being a waste of air. |
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100% American
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Maybe you should have thought about this prior to entering my country illegally. I strongly recommend going back to your native land. Also, why are the cops pursuing you. If you are a criminal they you should be arrested. Plus be aware that who ever helps you is also committing a crime just by helping you. Turn yourself in or go back where you came from. |
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fr_chuck
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cops do not chase illegal aliens ( no such thing as a illegal immigrant, since a immigrant is a legal status) but INS chase them, cops don't waste thier time on it |
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paki
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turn yourself in |
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yankeechik
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If your an Illegal Immigrant, you don't need to be here. Turn yourself in and go home... |
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idontkno
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just tell me where you are now .ill help you .yeah right back over the d@m fence |
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Anne M
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How are you asking questions here if you are on the street and running from the cops? How come they didn't catch you while you were sitting were ever you are sitting to type up this crap...They answer is simple. Become a legal or go home. |
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revolution is brewing
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sure u r! but if u really were you don't need to worry cuz you can always find another couch to lay on. good luck with that. |
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jduck1979
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Turn yourself in & p*ss-off back where you came from, then they'll have no reason to chase you. |
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ninu
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if you're living on the streets and don't have money and all how come you have access to yahoo answers ? |
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perseus
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When people cross a border to find work I sympathize with that situation, but as the name implies(illegal) they are not legal citizens But you are an illegal who wishes to budge on your benefactor Perhas you'd be more secure and comfortable on the streets of your homeland They(usa) do this for free You'r english is very good |
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Kim Curious
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You have got to be the most rediculous person on Yahoo Answers. If your going to be stupid and write a question like this at least think it through. On the streets you do not have the internet. |
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squashpatty
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Run Run as fast as you can...the will never catch you if you return to your homeland!! |
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Linnie
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get legal..... |
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Whitey
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Go back to your own da#n country...they'll leave you alone then. If your homeless how are you on-line anyway... |
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Calvin L
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turn yourself in, it's no use trying to evade law enforcement |
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Rolly r
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wear a cop's uniform and you're ok. |
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Jo Ann
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Stop using the net. They may be watching you and as they say, on the net, everything and everyone can be searchable. :) |
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pitmonster
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get your green card, or leave back to your country |
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Ashley J
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come to my crib and chill ha ha |
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john h
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For starters , next time your in the library pick up a book on creative writing. |
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old dude
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Try going back home beiotttch |
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sunflower13pink
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Turn yourself into INS and GO HOME! |
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bWc632
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go back to your home country hows that sound??? |
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TootsiePop
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I KNOW!!!!!!!! Use your arms to paddle and your legs to kick then swim your lazy AZZ back to your country the same way you got here and they will never find you cause maybe on the way there a shark will eat you and you will save the people of OUR country a lot of energy chasing you! |
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askthepizzaguy
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Put a bullet in your head |
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