I'm nervous about standing trial next week. What should I take to boost my confidence?

yumyum

Well, you COULD do some coke, but that might just end up making you feel more nervous. A few beers might do it, but I would highly recommend a few drinks of ouzo. Mix with some antihistamines and you are all set! Good luck with that!

peachy

Innocence replacement tablets couldn't hurt

oh kate!

I'm partial to gin & tonics before any publice appearance (I prefer Sapphire). You might also want to consider a large wad of cash, a crowbar, and just in case the trial doesn't go in your favor, several tubes of KY Jelly (I don't know what prisons are like in the UK, but from what I understand of American ones, your stay can be quite unpleasant if you don't use lots & lots of lubricant).

tunachunks199

bit of everything

autisticspectrumkid

If you did something against the law then admit to it and don't try to act confident.

ANgEL

OMG Girl n love said it all. .......

belickcat

take the truth with you. Good luck.

thepenismightier

A few beers, a joint, and 2 lines. You'll be feeling self-confident in no time!

littleone101

and large man carrying a umbrella and a captains jacket worked for Michael Jackson...worth a shot I guess.

A G

So you should be!

mike g

get a lawyer and go sober, otherwise if you are under the influence of something while at court, your character goes down and you can be cited with another charge plus additional time

Troubled Joe(the ghost of)

may i suggest a very good defence lawyer!

dude

Are you nuts? GO Sober.
Yes American Judicial system is a lot to be scared about but you have to be sober when you appear in court otherwise it is contempt of court.

Rick

.If you've done the crime try taking a litre of arsenic or cyanide to relieve us tax paying law abiding people of at least one parasite

jobarker_1986

Firstly what offence are you standing Trial for? Did you do it or are you pleading innocence?

I work in the Crown Court Department of a firm of Solicitors so send me a message if you would like to talk.

Rox

Oh grinner what trouble have you got yourself into now? Just don't get too drunk the night before, eat lots of chocolate it makes you happy :)

macdyver60

A .45 and a few lines of coke, why should we have to pay to keep you in jail?

Barneyboy

Have a j before you go in.

jamesdean2002uk

depends on what you did , if you are guilty ( only u know this)

how long maximum sentence is -

if i was u i would do the beer and other substance

might not be able to for while........

The Bat

A half a bottle of Jim Beam or Jack Danels. Whichever you prefer.

idontkno

none of that your go straight to jail if you done that

nickipettis

you SHOULD be nervous.

i really hope you are joking about the beers or coke. Getting charged with contempt of court, having the trial delayed (at best), or getting a real drug charge are NOT going to endear you to the judge or jury.

Talk to your lawyer about being prepared, what to wear, and safer wasy to be calm.

sparkle79

Oh dear what a silly person!!
Just make sure that the court know how sorry you are and show that you are either taking steps into getting help or have given up completely. Im sorry but you will just have to take the punishment after that has been taken into consideration. x