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Scorpionida
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Just say it was a Whooper or Beswick swan. Only Mute swans belong to the crown and they're not saying anything. |
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Stumpy Joe
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I find this swan talk scandalous, and I'm gonna report you.
I just spent six hours looking swan recipes on the 'world wide web' and you, my friend make me SICK. The swan is a thing of beauty and property of our wonderful queen. Our British troops go to war to defend her right to be the only person to eat swan, and your making a f**king mockery of it. What will "Johnny Foreigner" think, eh? that this kind of sick behavoiur is OK?
I eat badgers, which are technically vermin and are over breeding, destroying our countryside and attacking our children. |
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wildbunch_12000
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I ran over my dog but I did't eated that sick ok That no joke I cryed and my kid's too she was going to have puppys we have one of her pup (Daughter) |
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Sue
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Eueww, you ate roadkill! |
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oh kate!
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Of course not! Treason is defined as an act of deliberate betrayal. You ran that swan over by accident. So, no worries. |
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gyrene71
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No, being a moron isn't usually a hanging offense |
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Tequila
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WTF are you smoking? |
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buggerlugs
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i think the queen will be very pleased that u put the dead swan to good use-she hates waste |
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Gypsie
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hey can i come on your picnic, maybe we can run over noezelle...by accident.... and eat her for a few days? |
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claireyC
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Ha! It may be illegal to kill a swan in UK, but I think we stopped hanging people in the 1950's. |
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mexicotaz
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You must have been offroading. I don't believe I have ever seen a swan on a public highway or even a country byway. I don't think your question is fair game old son. |
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deadly
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No but you can get a custodial sentence. |
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archaeologia
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if you have eaten it," theres no evidence"depends where you come from, but me i would hang you,if your scots/welsh or irish,if you are english we could always get you a good lawyer,and blame it on the scots/welsh/and irish |
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mick s
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no but you could get food poisaning |
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elsa s
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Im looking for the eye witness, and you will be punished. |
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mickey g
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its a swan... not a bald eagle... |
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mike g
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dont get lead poisoning |
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Not Your Friend
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OI, I'm the only one who can run over noezzelle. |
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sarch_uk
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In the UK swans are a protected species as they all belong to the Queen...
I doubt what you say is true, but if it were, you could possibly be in trouble for not reporting it to the authorities. |
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crusinthru
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What did it taste like? Chicken? |
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genghis41f
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Yes. TRAITOR!!!!! The police will be knocking on your door shortly. |
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paulrb8
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yes.. the police are coming to see you... looks like you are going down the swanny..................... |
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Nimbus
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You should be |
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MIKE B
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WAS IT GOOD |
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peggy*moo
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Well, I'd be looking over my shoulder if I were you, listen for that ominous knock on the door. Ask yourself, was it worth it? Apparently swans actually taste pretty rubbish, and if you add in the tyre tracks and bits of tarmac - yukky!
If I could I'd give you extra points merely for the correct use of 'hanged' (most people would probably have gone for 'hung') - hurrah, it gives me hope for the English language!! |
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lucky_j_2003
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r u nuts
a swan is not a state or national bird that I know of .
be careful heard the breast has a lot of small bones like a fish |
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thomas p
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Ergh, you ate roadkill? Hick :P
I suppose you could..but then again, the police are too concerned with arresting anyone whos asian to really care... |
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GreatEnlightened One
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Knock, knock ...... |
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Stumpy
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Make the most of it..... Pre heat the oven.............. |
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scruffycat
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Nah. You'll probably die of food poisoning. C'mon! A swan that couldn't get out of the way of a car?
My friend, you ate a sick swan. |
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shadowrunneruk
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Well, all swans in Britain are property of the Queen, so, maybe. If you nick a postman's royal mail bike you can get 10 years for it, because all of the Royal Mail's bikes are the property of the Queen |
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