I am a 31 yr old pregnant male. Yes pregnant. Can I sue the Doctor that did this to me? Is it reversable?

I was in germany doing a clown gig with my friend .

I met a german doctor there that promised to pay me 2 million dollars to be a test subject on making men get pregnant. Well, I accepted and signed a contract.

Well The reason I am suing is because the doctor DID NOT warn me about the side effects such as

1) Morning sickness ( Ive been throwing up every morning )
2) Mood swings ( I cant control my emotions )
3) I am eating strange foods. For instance I had a liver pickle sandwich this morning and it tasted pretty good but now my stomach hurts.

4) He never told me how I am supposed to breast feed my new child since im not a woman. There isnt any milk coming out of me.

5) He still hasnt paid me. I only received a check for 20 dollars.

Can I have an abortion?. Should I?

Question: When the baby is born am I considered its mother or father?

Also Why do I feel like I always need to be hugged?

I am so confused
Additional Details
this is true and I WILL NOT sell my movie rights.

I just want this thing out of me

Dirty Martini

D@mn, it's going to be a long summer with these rising 8th graders on the computer all day long........

wenchiepirategirl

I cannot believe you are wasting the time of this forum. Thanks for the points!

Driller Killer

Is the German doctor the father? Sue the doctor to get your other $1,999,980 dollars. By the way, why is he paying you in dollars and not euros?

Chuck Norris

this is where abortion is good

Fallen Angel

you have added a new dimension to the expression, "I got fu-ked", you got fu-ked buddy.

Jared

You're funny.

bob k

You either have too much time on your hands or are just a sickie.

nonamebrandpirate

wow that is sad.

justgetitright

Your problem, you swallowed.

tmilestc

I heard Dr. Kevorkian is getting out I bet he could help. By the way no you can't sue and you had better plan on a C-section birth

One Sexy Jeep Girl

Call Maury Povich.

Steven C

you are a waste of the air you breathe. first a balloon,then a hang glider now this. oh by the way thanks for flagging my answer on the hang glider question. i dared you to and you did i guess i have to respect that even though you are a waste of my time.

moojooman

ROFL!!!!!!
A. you can't get preggie.
B. You CAN'T carry it.
C. Not even a good joke. (that's what I mean about carrying it)
Get a day job, you're no comedian.

451

wow thats hilarious thanks for the points

mdk

Quick! Appear on the Vue. They'll pay you enough to get all the medical help you need.

Johnny

Love it. Lmao

Psych101

Hmm...

Jared P

Call Gov. Arnold. He did a movie about it once. Maybe he can answer your questions

oldretiredfart

Jarod P got it right. The governator already went through this, so he should be able to help you..

You have a lot of questions, many like this, that should be in the humor section. I go to that section looking for stuff like this. Yes, I went to your profile, and read some of your other jokes.. I do like them, but please put them where I can expect to find them. Did you ever get that UFO back to its rightful owner? You obviously landed your balloon.

Penguin_Bob

I think governor Arnie in CA already did that. Did you get your brilliant idea from renting his video? Please go play with your toys and leave Yahoo Answers alone.

Krayden

lol

QueenLori

If only this was true...then I would want the movie rights to this.

The Final word

Technically, and assuming your not full of sh*t, you have a signed contract in Germany. If you return to Germany you can have the contract enforced for the two million, but it will require you to carry the baby to term and deliver. (Contracts work both ways)

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