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I just saw a monkey with a kitten on its shoulder riding a bicycle past my house, should I call the police?
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I just saw a monkey with a kitten on its shoulder riding a bicycle past my house, should I call the police?



    




Chuckles D
No. That is cute. Don't spoil their fun...


zeebya
Only if he was not wearing a helmet, or breaking the speed limit. I bet the kitten was whispering in his ear, "Faster, faster, you fool, you fool!"


alig
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go video and put it on youtube. I want to see this


phillip b
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depends on a number of things
1 was the bike his
2 did he have his lights on
3 is he drunk
4 was he riding on the pavement


Joshm
Just keep smoking, it's going to be ok


man with the golden gun
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naaa the mental institution


♥Tallulah♥
Noooo! live and let live!


taxed till i die,
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Did the bike have lights on,after dark?if not this(monkey) is a danger to itself and other road users.


STEVE T
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any of that acid going begging..???


trishay79
call your psychiatrist and if that doesnt help then call the circus...


Earthy Angel
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Nah, I dont think you have anything to worry about- unless the monkey was riding the bicycle recklessly. Otherwise, maybe you should offer him a beer and a banana and make him your pet :)

-EA


♥ BuffaloGirl ♥
put out some fresh milk and bananas... they're probably hungry!


happybluebeauty
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no cos the men in white coats will come and get you


mam
i am outside your door with my little white van a straight jacket and a syringe of sedative ......come to mammy


joyhope18
Dude! lay off the pot!


Paddy
Call Ghostbusters.


mother sensible
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Yeah I saw that. You must live in the same neighbourhood. Why call the police. They looked liked they were having fun, wouldn't you say?


stand@btinternet.com
Don,t bother, most of them will be " at home", on the sick with a serious hang nail, or some-such-thing!


dimpelmum
No they belong to me, give me the name off the street you live in and I´ll come over there and see if I can catch them


blessed2o06
No that's totally normal. I just saw a racoon with a dog on it's back flying a kite and I'm not flipping out.


zen_cop
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Only if you need a vacation to Happy Acres or a drug test.


Alison of the Shire
Only if the kitten looked like it had been kidnapped by the monkey, or if the bike looked like it had been hijacked by the kitten and had a gun to the monkey's ear!


Picman415
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Go outside and point and laugh!!!


Ally
The circus more like.


SAR13
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are you sure it was a monkey, i can't see a monkey riding a bike i would go outside just to make sure the kittens alright its not raining is it.


badneighborvt
Thanks.. I needed that!


cat
Rating
call a psychiatrist


chutney
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I think you need to take more water with it.


Honesty given here!
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No. You should call a doctor though :-)


lovelygirl
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hhhhhhhhhh the circus





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