If I walk into a police station and walk up to the desk sgt and fart, what can they charge me with?
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If I walk into a police station and walk up to the desk sgt and fart, what can they charge me with?
 
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Ian UK
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Section 5 public order:
Causing harassment alarm or distress.
Depending of course on how potent your fart was! ; ) |
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Citicop
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Missouri Law says:
574.010. 1. A person commits the crime of peace disturbance if:
1) He unreasonably and knowingly disturbs or alarms another person or persons by:
(a) Loud Noise, or...
...(e) Creating a noxious and offensive odor; |
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okiknowit
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They can hold you for 48 hours on suspicion of attempting to burn down the station by igniting flammable gas, then the judge can hold you over for a psychiatric exam to see if you are dangerous or just flatulent. |
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Rottluver
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P R O Z A C
Time to get a refill |
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mustanger
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Bad breath and atmospheric pollution. lol |
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B Z
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I'm sure they'd figure out a way to charge you with something... |
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grumpyoldman
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They will lock you up for being a terrorist with poison gas. Actually they should just beat the crap out of you and throw you out the door. |
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Max Power
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Just make sure you don't shart, then the plan could kind of backfire on you |
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tracy
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hi paul again. And only if u are 343lbs and 6 foot 7. i dont think they would arrest u but they might get a good laugh at u |
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Chuck P
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Disturbing the peace. |
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Erin S
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LOL, why would you do that? I guess they could charge you for passing gas!! |
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Keith R
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Best to fart at the police over the phone, admittedly their will be an absence of smell but the sentiment is still there.
Oh, and be sure to use a public phone so they can't trace you. |
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Joes Mama
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Loitering |
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FT-5
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I think it's time to go back to class and stop wasting everyones time with your immature questions.. And you wonder why adults refuse to pay attention to your silly childish ideas.. Time to grow up.. |
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annjee
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Guilty of environmental pollution, public nuisance, provided they remain alive after inhaling the deadly gas. Why don't you participate in world championship, you will certainly be awarded as best Farter, you may be called by Bush to kill innocent people by Ur deadly gas. |
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 Seeing as your criminal record is wiped when you become an adult, isn't criminalising underage drinking a bit |
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