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If i hit my imaginary wife.. could i face imaginary jail time?

Inspired by this Q (other people demented minds not mine, for once)

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roadhazzards
Yes and while in jail you might become the imaginary ***** of your cellmate Bubba


Love Canada
I imagine


Mustang
what if your imaginary wife hits you back, and you both end up in jail


Tara
,, imaginery ,, pretend yes ,,


Rammstein
I as a part of the Imaginary police would kick your ***!


jorliebee
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Oh don't worry about it, we'll stand for you, we'll just simply say we never SAW you hit her... hehe


ASDZA’NI
Nah.... Just hit her back and you'll be "Even Steven"..... lolol


yeppers
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yes


in pain
Yes, the sad, sad reality is if you watch the news, read the news paper, and keep up with current events in general you will find the term "Imaginary" is subjective.


blackmule
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My Imaginary friend stole my bike.


jenius
I imagine so!


Abby
yep


OMGitsME
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ya


Andy
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Well I'm pretty sure imaginary wife could kick your ***... but aside from that. Yes, imaginary jail time is a serious factor, along with imaginary court trial.


Princess Rita
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Yes, you could. I will be the judge, a real one.


tomi
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Why would you even care? Reality check!!!!!!


Jo A
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Why are you hitting your imaginary wife in the fist place? And of course you would face imaginary jail time! ;D


I'm Confuserated????
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Only if your imaginary wife doesn't contact the imaginary authorities or your imaginary neighbors don't report an imaginary domestic disturbance. Then of course you have the imaginary right to stand an imaginary trial...


DN4CER
I would imagine so.......


AJ O
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It's called spousal assault... Yes... It's a class A Felony... They would in fact go to jail.


Keith S
do it and find out !


GrimJack
Only if you're listening to an old Atlanta Rhythm Section song at the time.





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