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SGT. D
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Try it, it's no big deal. We'll just put your keester right back in there when we catch you. Only next time we'll make darn sure you get a 300LB cellmate named Big Lou who really likes a hooded, sun glasses wearing Hermit. I just KNOW he took those handcuffs that came up missing last month. Now where could he have put them? Hmmm........... |
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Tedd
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OMFG! What an original post.
First, Kudos to u for having the brass wits to post such a ridiculous post;
second, kudos to your mom down the hall, exhausted from working hard to allow u kids internet access.
Grow a pair. |
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David B
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Ask the guy with the tattoo all over his back, maybe he has a map of the prison if you look really closely. |
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BIG TUDY OG INLAND EMPIRE X3
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you mean your gonna leave your lover big bubba behind.. |
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Wintergirl
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Take the Alcatraz tour. They'll show ya how :) |
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Coolnickname.
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Well just watch Prison Break. |
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Hope..less...!!!
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watch Prison Break hun...!!! lols lols |
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dartanian yarg
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The prison is your mind. Freedom is found in the truth. |
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bmsaareagles [MCRmy]
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lol
nice
well im sure its hard
but i woldt know cause ive never done it
lol |
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buttfor2007
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Not if you hire an expensive, criminal lover lawyer. |
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bisquedog
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Depeends on the prison In a minimum security setting it would be relatively easy Not that I would adivse doing it When you get caught You will end up doing a whole lost more timr in a lot worse place rhan you were in. |
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cathylwgp
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I hope so! |
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Obama is a socialist
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Way easy. Work your way down to a FPC. Nellis is a good example. Get a job as a bus driver takin cons to school Then, make a break for it... Get to the freeway... hitch hike home. say hi to mom. Wait for Feds to show up and add 5 years more. :) I say go for it. |
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BudLt
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Ask for laundry duty. That seems to be the way. Good Luck. And when you get pinched again....you should think about going straight. |
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boxhead522000
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walk towards the main gate backwards,the guards will think you'r walking in and open the gate for you |
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charlessmith702210@sbcglobal.net
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Learn about what happened to prisoners in the already-closed Alcatraz, which was surrounded by water completely. That was why it was an inescapeable prison.
In prisons not completely surrounded by water, the difficulty of escaping prison is mainly because of the barbed-wire on the fences and the guards on the watchtowers.
That is a reason why the so-called "supermax" prisons are so hard to escape from. |
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Just ME
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I didn't know you had internet access in prison! lol... Are you confusing prison with a mental facility? |
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xXxX...ME...XxXx
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HAHAHAHA funny but i think all you need is a spade and bucket. IT DEFFINATLEY IS! hire a lawyer |
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Alberich
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All depends on what kind of prison it is;and you don't say.
Wotan |
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Brando Calrissian
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As many times as i have tried, I have never been successful |
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