My son wants to join the crips, i think he'd make a better blood. Which should he enroll in?

netnazivictim

Buy him a Harley and let him join the Hell's Angels or the Outlaws.

Reality (New Account)

Crips have a better health plan, with dental. The Bloods do have a 401k that the employer matches 2-1, but you don't qualify for that until 30. If your son is under 30, he should go Crips.

bossdave

the girl scouts

Dean

the boy scouts

Mouse

Uhhh...how about boyscouts? That will buid more character AND morals than any gang would. Plus it would be much safer and look better on a college resume ;)
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Josh

The best thing for him would be to put him outside on the street corner with a bag of dope and a pimp chain.

Either that, or just go ahead and take him into prison, and let them know he will be there soon anyway.

Michelle M

I'm sure you're just joking here, so I'll play along.

You'd be better off just taking him to the morgue yourself. It will save you the anxiety of waiting for the police to knock on your door telling you that you have to go identify his body.

pendleton4068

the marines need a few good men ??

Charles B

Why limit his choices? There are plenty of gangs out there these days, search around some more. He might find one that offers the best of both worlds. Good luck and its always great to see parents taking part in childrens lives!

INSOMNIAC

Why couldn't he join both, just be one on Monday and the other on Tues, that would build both character and morals, good luck during the drive by's.~

You are playing right? Yeah you are playing. Have him join the military instead.

Captain Moe

why not just shoot him in the head? Allowing your son to join a gang is about the same.

dougindy

thats kind of funny. i would say it depends on his favorite color. red or blue?

Meyghan M

Are you serious? :/
Maybe he should take up basketball.

Keith Olbermann

The mexican mafia, they are about morals.

They transport illegals hoping for a better life across the border, it's the equivalent of a boy scout helping an old lady across the road.

â™¥angâ™¥

It depends on his favorite color.

metty

move away to la la land, get on welfare and stay home with your child to be his "leader" I would rather support you on welfare, knowing you have done everything u can to bring up a honest, street-smart kid, then a low life, gang thug.. got caskets pick out? btw what city do you live in so i can make sure to stay away from ... :)

â™ªâ™«Just Meâ™ªâ™«

I agree with the guy who said Boy Scouts. Stay outta that crap.

horsechic1990

Neither

~iHeart~

Those are gangs, which are bad things, lol. You kidder.

Phil Anders

MS-13

very important pig club

Any gang membership could get him charged with RICO. Tell him NONE!

I do hope this is a joke and you have more sense than this.

Unka Dano

He needs to stay out of sissy gangs period. They're not called whimpy's for nothing. Sooner or later he'll end up in a whimp house (jail) or dead.

Cindy Lee

Have him join the Marines, that builds character and it won't be a waste of your good 'smart ellic' genes. If he were to join those jungle gangs, he will just wind up a looser and no use to society what so ever - or dead for no real cause! If he is too young to join the Marines, send him to military school or enroll him in the boy scouts or JROTC. This will build a better productive citizen, and be one less idiot that needs to go jail and live free on my tax dollar!

El Scott

Either one is a fast track to the same place.

Police Dispatcher

What he needs to join is boot-camp. He needs to be taught a lesson or 2 on why you should never join a gang. Joining a gang will not build you character the way you want it. It will build character in the wrong direction. This is not the way to go. Your the father so lets get serious. Do the right thing.

Stuart

Crips.

Bassman58

If you live in da Crip land then it's the Crips and visi versa.

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