Police Officers: What is the funniest name you have ever been called?
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Police Officers: What is the funniest name you have ever been called?
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Police Officers, what is the funniest name you have ever had a person call you? We have all heard the really lame worn-out ones (i.e. pig, fascist, nazis, etc.) but I know there are some good ones out there.
For example, a few years ago I was writing this guy a ticket for drug paraphernalia. While I was citing him we were talking back and forth and he asked me who I voted for in 2004. I told him that really wasn't important. The guy said something like "It's okay you can tell me." I continued to tell the guy it didn't matter as I wrote him the ticket. The guy finally said "You look like a creationist, I bet you voted for Bush." I thought that was pretty funny and to this day he has the top prize for calling me a "creationist."
So has any other Officers had people get creative with them or am I just some sort of magnet for wise crackers?
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Matt
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This didn't happen to me but it did to my partner. We were dealing with a drunken fool outside a nightclub when he turned to my partner and said "why don't you f@&k off you stupid fat cu^t in your 70's jacket"
now since it held as legal precedent that the f bomb is no longer insulting and my partner is fat and was wearing a 70's jacket the only thing we could arrest this clown for was using the c bomb.
suffice is to say my partner copped a lot of crap after that one. |
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Novarobin
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Sorry, the people I deal with aren't usually the most creative people. Really, it would be nice to hear something creative, it is entertaining. Pig and b*tch gets so old.
If only you knew my last name. Again, it gives plenty of jokes, but nothing I haven't heard a million times before.
I think half the reason I like this forum is for the creative stuff people say. LOL |
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ryan d
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I had a partner one time (a black man), that was arresting a ghetto white kid for dui....
He looked at me and said, "Your cool, I like you. But I don't like him. Dennis Rodman lookin' ***."
I laughed for a week. |
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Big Fella
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Ho *** lawman!!!! |
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dvdclarke
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