Police officers: What's the craziest, most off-the-wall excuse you've ever gotten from a speeder?
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Police officers: What's the craziest, most off-the-wall excuse you've ever gotten from a speeder?
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So many people on here are trying to figure out creative new ways to beat speeding tickets in court or claim the officer was breaking the law, in the wrong or just plain stupid for issuing it that I thought this might be a fun question to ask so we can point and laugh at the speed demons.
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Josh
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"I'm dyslexic, I must have read the number on my speedometer backwards." I pulled him for 55 in a 40. |
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extex_cop
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I stopped some drunks one night and when I told the guy I stopped him for going 75 in a 50mph zone...his buddy crack up laugh,,,,and said " Your full of s***...we were going at least a hundred."
The funniest thing was a wreck involving an old man. He had made a left turn right in front of this other car without yielding to him. He was so mad he was about to fight the other man. I finally told the old man he was in the wrong....not the other guy. He then said...Why h*ll..I've been turning there everyday for the last 30 years, at this same time of day, and he should have known I was going to turn. |
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laurie
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sorry, i know i was speeding but i am late for traffic court!!! |
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ahsoasho2u2
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1972--HAD JUST BOOKED A SUSPECT INTO THE COUNTY JAIL AND WAS HEADING BACK TO MY ASSIGNED AREA WHEN THIS CAR WAS COMING AT ME ON A ONE WAY STREET.
I PUT ON MY LIGHTS AND THE CAR PULLED OVER. I GOT OUT AND ASKED THE GUY DID YOU NOT SEE THE ARROWS?
THE GUY LOOKED AT ME AND SLURRING SAID "HELL ARROWS, I NEVER SAW THE INDIANS" |
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savage_sam
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im sorry officer im a little high right now.. thats why i was speeding |
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Dont get Infected
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my brother-in-law pulled over a lady and she said
"im sorry officer did i roll past that stop sign too fast?" |
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Cin Reaper
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I'm not a cop, but a friend made a traffic stop in the 80's, and the guy said he was rushing home so as not to miss "Hill Street Blues" a very popular cop show. The guy descibed the whole plot line, and why it seemed important to not miss it that night.
My friend gave him a warning, and shined him on. |
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Bushrod
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"you cant give me a ticket,I didnt stop until I got in my driveway" |
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aiaisir
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"Sorry sir, iv been jackinoff ,u know, thats why i cant handle too much stuff at a time."
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"Hmm..i had been sleepwalkin just now and a while a go i waS sleep driving AND NOW i am sleep talking SIR, U CANT charge me for that" |
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Todd S
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It wasn't for a speeding citation, but for a stop sign violation. I pulled over an out of state driver for running a stop sign. When I asked the driver why he failed to stop for the stop sign he said, "I didn't think the sign was for me". Too dumb to be driving. |
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fifibonjour
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I wasn't speeding. I was flying too low. |
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chaz
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I took a popo to court and I won, cuz he pulled me over in a 45 going 42, just before it changed to a 35 zone. He wrote the address down which proved I was in the 45! I took pictures and put him on the stand!
He made a fool of himself and lost! |
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FRAGINAL-NOYPI
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Police officer does not know how to read and count. |
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The state is Florida.... |
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She apoogized and asked us not to go through her insurance because ... |
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