Question for UK police force....?

just_jen2006

er.........

......"Sorry officer, i don't know what you mean. The jeep is automatic, I've just got to be here, i dont actually drive the thing"

(((or)))

....."Sorry officer, i'm a nymphomaniac and i'm on medication to regulate my urges. I've been away for a couple of days now and i've lost my prescription; i just need to get home before i loose control of myself. .............. In fact officer, if you have a few hours to spare, possibly you could help me in another way?? Mmmm oh god yes officer, please help me; i love a man in uniform........"

; )

JJ.

ASHLEY

Prove that it was me driving.

Only works if they have at some point lost sight of your vehicle

FRAGINAL-NOYPI

Tell the police that you did not commit any offense and apologize for any inconvenience caused.

taketwo

Can I bend down officer

James

be polite and courteous

failing the "attitude test" is a sure way to get a ticket or into more trouble. Smile and be nice.

Gypsie

Just hope you don't hit a brick on the road, lose control and hit a car with children in. There are restrictions for a reason ya know?

Zee99

It is obvious what you should do and you will get away!

Roxy

I don't condone speeding at all, but my speedo has actually stopped working so you could try that excuse. Best thing is not to speed - safer for you and everyone else.

peter_bain2003

spare the lectures, you leave yourself wideopen to critisizm, why should you get away with it, hopefully a cop would treat you the same as he would treat me, if you get a gay cop, and gay citizen is he suppose to accept a b*** job in part payment ??

ExV

"hello officer, what could I say to you that would get me out of a ticket just this once?"

JOHN jen

nothing whatsoever would stop you getting a ticket,speed could be the difference between life and death

Bob The Builder

Another one trying to escape justice, why don't you just slow down and stop breaking the law..

Boris

Depends what you mean by little.

The majority of Car and Van drivers do exceed 70 mph on motoroways. The police accept this.

Normally, you can expect to be pulled over if you exceed 85 mph or are reckless.

If you were caught doing 100+, then expect to lose your license.

churie78

I would say that my speedometer was reading the correct speed. There's a little known tolerance band for this to cater for differences. Not all speedo's are going to give an exact reading. I think it's worked at 10% + 3mph so if you were in a 40 limit you could get away with 47 mph.

30 - 36mph
50 - 58mph
60 - 69mph
70 - 80mph

Another thing to do is ask to see the calibration certificate for their speed gun equipment, if it hasn't been calibrated before use, they can't do anything. Obviously they'll only admit this when you confront them with it, otherwise they keep quiet and still fine you.

Bomb Jack

Your not going to get pulled over for doing a little over the speed limit on the motorway.

If you do, as a responsible citizen you should insist the officer gives you a ticket. If he doesn't you should take his name and report him.

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